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by kaufman
9-19-19
I usually love the food at this place, but it's bland and tasteless tonight.
I was just thinking that. Hang on wait a minute ...
... There. Have a taste now.
Ah. Much better. What did you do?
Sorry, my fault. I had my phone in Airplane Mode.

by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

by kaufman
8-04-19
Y'know, Dave, you'll probably do a lot better if you hit the ball with an actual golf club, instead of that guitar.
You're missing the point, Bob. It's so beautiful here in Tehran, I want to be out on the course all day. If I shoot 500, so what?
Ok, whatever you s... hey, where'd you go?
Mr. President! I just heard another tanker was lost in the Persian Golf.
Great. I'll go on Twitter and blame it on immigrants.

by kaufman
8-04-19
Want some candy?
Sure.
What do you think?
Ewwwwwww! This tastes like monkey brains!
Well, of course it does. These are Rhesus Pieces.

by evil_d
8-03-19
In the Book of Jayden, chapter 3, it says that in Hell, the demons make you do something called "flog" with your fellow tormented souls.
"Flog"? Well that sounds right up my alley. I guess I can safely continue in my wicked ways, then.
But eventually:
"Flog"? I think your pastor was dyslexic. Here we make you play golf.
OH GOD, WHY??????

by UnknownEric
7-30-19
Doc put my nuts in a box
I like to eat socks
I'll go 1-8-7 on a mutha****in' fox

by kaufman
7-03-19
In other news, auto executive Lee Iacocca has died at age 94.
Iacocca is credited with bringing Chrysler back from the brink during the 1980s.
His family released a short statement: "If you can find a better corpse, bury it."

by kaufman
6-10-19
Do you have any fours?
Go Fish!

by UnknownEric
5-21-19
BOP IT!
bop
TWIST IT!
twist
BREXIT!
shoots off own foot

by UnknownEric
5-21-19
Gonna make some sweet brown / flush it down
I got the night ****s.
(ohhhh, got the night ****s)

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