Attention, all KFC customers! *Cluck* I am here in this chicken suit today as a member of the "be kind to fowl" action committee, otherwise known as BK2FAC.
*Cluck!* This is a SERIOUS protest by BK2FAC! *ber-awk!*
Yes, young man, is there something you'd like to say in support of our BK2FAC cause?
