Real Life

This is the sort of stuff that happens in my life. 98% true and about 5% exaggerated because I suck at math.

This really happened.

by lulz
8-03-09

"My penis shrinks in cold water. That reminds me, there's this ocean mollusk with the largest penis in relation to its size in the world. Do you know how cold the ocean is? Blah blah blah..."


	This comedian isn't very good.


	I can fix that.

"Blah blah blah so then the lady sprayed me with mace yadda yadda blah blah..."


	Geoduck.

"--I hear laughing over there, they must like my jokes, woo! So anyway, blah blah blah yadda doink doink..."


	HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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