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by Wix
12-11-06
What's up with you?
Every time a new console out, you make terrible puns. The anticipation is killing me.
How dare you. I've matured during my time in this bin, and frankly you've made me a sad panda.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
On the other hand, I hear Zelda is wii-lly good!
That's it. I'm out of here.

by Wix
6-08-06
Go on, ask me what I've been up to.
I somehow doubt I'm going to like the response, but knock yourself out.
I've been trying to work out what's in special sauce.
And?
Well, it's definitely got some yellow in it.
You're definitely the smartest guy in that bin.

by Wix
6-08-06
So what have you been doing for the last two years?
Oh, you know. Squirrelly things.
Define "squirrelly".
You know. Finding nuts. Burying nuts. That sort of deal.
So, petty larceny and hiding the evidence?
You've got nothing on me! Nothing!

by Wix
6-08-06
It's been another two years since anyone has heard from us.
You suppose anyone's worried about us?
At this stage, I'm really more concerned with the contents of your bin.

by Countess
12-04-05
Malfunctions of the deadly sort
Sorry Boss!
You fool you just killed my cousin X23js! You were only supposed to install his power drive, not sever his head!
Moron in control
Helmsman why are we heading right towards that planet at top speed? At this speed we will burn up in the atmosphere!
Sorry Captian. I meant to tell you yesterday that the speed control is broken. Oooops.
Mad Scientist on the loose
Sir I'm turning invisible! What went wrong?
Sorry Bekman, I have no idea what that machine did. That is not what I made it to do. I like the results, so I hope I can duplicate it. I could win a Nobel Prize for this!

by Countess
12-04-05
A party gone wrong
But you said you wanted an Extra special party!
Well, I did say that, but I meant for my daughter and her friends. Not for me!
Unusual customer
Um....Hello. How may I help you today?
My name is Dinigo Mantoyo. You killed my Father (and ate him). Prepare to die!
What is missing?
What kind of place is this? It serves the food on a table and you have to eat standing up!!
I was wondering why you would bring me to such a place! Couldn't you have found out about this place, before you made the reservations?

by DC
11-22-05
Look, everyone! It's Tharrick, the lovable rogue!
I'm a lovable scamp!
Isn't he just a cheeky chappy with a heart of Gold?
I sure am.
It was free after I prised it out of the old man's chest with this.

by DC
11-22-05
No!
Yes!
Why?
Why not?
This hurts!
Life is pine!

by DC
11-22-05
So, this awful mess in the basement. Where is it?
Right there. Where the body is. Was. Am.
I don't see it.
It's not really suprising. According to these findings from the Matador, squirrels can't see bloodied corpses.
THE MATADOR!
Not The Matador! Wait, actually, yeah. That makes sense. Or snese.

by Countess
10-31-05
First Contact
She has no idea what I really am! ha ha ha ha
This Lunar bat looks a lot like the bats on earh except this one is bigger! I wonder what it is doing here on the moon?
Tried & True hypnotizing eyes trick
Good Evening Sister of Darkness. Look into deep into my eyes.
Cut the act. I know there's no such thing as vamires. Those who say they are, drink from donors & not really suck blood from people.
When nothing else works....attack
That is what you think! Well I'll teach you to doubt a Lunar Vampire!
What the hell did you do to me? I thought I was supposed to look young & beautiful! I'm a hag & look dead! I'm gonna eat your brains!

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