All comics by lunapiercook

 

by lunapiercook
3-05-07
Ommmmmmm ...
Hey, what's that sound?
Ommm ... Ommm ...
You mean, THAT sound?
It's my new dual DEEP friar!

 

by lunapiercook
3-11-07
Whatcha doin, Chef?
I'm working at the Mud Hens stadium this summer, so I'm working on my knifing skills.
What for?
Well, I wouldn't want to get *cut* from the team.
(sigh)

 

by lunapiercook
3-20-07
WAITER! There's a FLY in my SOUP!
I don't think you ordered one of those ...
YOU'VE SPILLED IT IN MY LAP!!
Sooooo ... now you have soup on your fly??
... and then, she smacked me with her purse!
You're lucky she didn't swat you with her broom. She probably just had it detailed.

 

by lunapiercook
4-09-07
... cut it ... sauté ... sear the ... and then the oven ... bread ... take the skin ... butterfly ... de-vein shrimp ... pressure cook ... horserasdish ...
Ok, hang on, I need to get this into the recipe software ...
What happens when a Chef has WAY too much caffeine ...
... coffee ... gallon or two ... three ten-tops at nine with eleven beers ... fourteen dozen ... ten-inch ... eightballs ... rutabagas and brussell sprouts in garlic ...
... wait! Wait!! YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!!!! ... I'm gonna spontaneously combust ...
I'm leaving now ...
AAAAiiiiiiieeeee ...

 

by lunapiercook
4-13-07
Overheard at UofM's School of Art & Design ...
... so I told Caitlyn, "abstract art is like throwing up on the paper ..."
I'm not so sure that I should be repulsed by that ...
Less than 15 seconds later ...
... and I'm gonna end up going to the U.P. for NO reason!
Want a reason? Get some fudge!
Oh .... f-f-f-FUDGE YOU!
Oh, yeah right, like I give a fork ...

 

by lunapiercook
4-30-07
Welcome to Taste of the Nation: Toledo! Would you like to try some of this?
Ummm ... what IS that??
It's my own version of Green Eggs & Ham. I call it Green Ham, Blue Cheese & Red Herring.
[chews it, then spits it out] OH LORD, that's like, grody to the MAX! I'm outta here ...
Guess I shouldn't have kicked out the health inspectors ...
ANYBODY GOT ANY WHISKEY? I gotta wash this taste outta my mouth ...

 

by lunapiercook
5-15-07
... ok, Chef Alan comes in there ... Chef Tad with Habib ... where's the flippin' band ... was that Chef looking at her, ummm, those ... uhhh ... dang ...
... there's that one guy coming out the limo ... she looks like Jessica Simpso ... there's the two of them looking at my camer ... ohh ... wow, he looks mad ...
A video editor's work is never done.
... ice cream ... keep thinking ice cream ... ok, not a single shot of her NOT trying to hold her top up while giving us ice cre ... ok, can't include the ice cream ...

 

by lunapiercook
6-04-07
Why in blazes are you dressed like THAT?
I heard there was a pirate party on board.
You idiot! This is a PIRATE ship! They're getting their gear on for a BOARDING PARTY against that other ship!
Sooooo ... everyone dresses like pirates ... but the party is on the *other* ship ... hmmm ...
... wow, you're really in need of a good compass ... mentally, that is ...
Keep dinner warm for me. There was something about eating a can-'a-bull, and I'm a vegetarian ...

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