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by mastermind
6-16-03
Nightmare Trouble is over
Well now that the nightmares are over...
You mean the ones with the little girl in them?
yes... those
ahh
Sure, we believe you
I can now get to making the Summer 2003 contest!
Joy Joy, now I can do more evil... I mean make gamefaqs a better place, yeah that's what I meant

 

by mastermind
6-17-03
Real characters
We HAVE to nominate CATS, for great Justice!
This will be the year for pacmans revenge
Real characters
I thought you got revenge last year? Nominate Pong Paddle!
Well...
Real characters
well what? Nominate Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson?

 

by mastermind
6-18-03
The Phone talks!
Who else to nominate... who else to nominate
How about Kefka the insane clown!
A talking telephone?
Yes, I'm just that amazing!
He really IS amazing!
This can't be good
well it can't be bad, now can it?

 

by mastermind
6-19-03
He's SO smart
So you are a talking phone?
Yep, and I know brackets are up!
are you sure?
positive
AMAZING!
wow your right
I always am

 

by mastermind
6-20-03
This bracket is horrible
I know tell me about it!
Misplaced characters
Kefka a 12 seed, Magus a 13 seed? This is just CRAZY, Crazy I say!
Yeah, and CATS a 16 seed, I mean really
Was it something I said?
...
what?

 

by mastermind
6-20-03
Did he?
How can this be? Did CjayC really count up all the nominations?
I don't know, I just don't know
Well did he?
This isn't good...
Guess that answers that question
So DID you really count them all?
Not really....

 

by mastermind
6-20-03
What's going on?
Why are we here?
Well I am the author of tihs strip...
The author?
then why do you have garibaldis sprite?
because hes gone, and well, this was the only good sprite with a computer
and where is the back ground?
oh right, background...

 

by mastermind
6-20-03
Wheres the background?
Background?
oh...right!
God I'm good
why do I have blonde hair? my hair is almost black...
There wasnt a better sprite that had brown hair sheesh
Starting a tradition!
right, and why are we here?
Well I figured every week we could have a third strip dedicated to explaining something. Of course it'll only be on friday nights

 

by mastermind
6-21-03
Friday nights
Are you going to really do that thing on friday nights?
Not really, I think it'd be pretty borring...
Isn't the whole comic borring anyway?
...
don't mess with the comic master
Wrong answer!

 

by mastermind
6-21-03
North division
Samberdog says North division anylisis!
Link, Fox, and Gannondorf win
The rest of the north
Magus, Jill, and KOS-MOS win
And Samus of course wins
Lame joke of the day
Jump up!
Ah ah, Samberdog didn't say

 

by mastermind
6-22-03
Oh Great 8 Ball
Magic 8 Ball Will Ai Ai upset Link?
Outlook not so good
magic 8 ball will CATS beat Cloud?
It is certain
Ask again later
is this thing broken?
*snicker* he'll never know it was me

 

by mastermind
6-23-03
East Division anylisis
Alright East Division time!
Cloud, Auron, and bowser win
East continued
Yoshi, Aeris and Zero win
I'm done
That's only 7 matchups...
what?
Oh isn't it obvious, Sonic wins

 

by mastermind
6-23-03
Harry Potter and Jjukil
Final Fantasy sucks
I don't like harry potter for one simple reason- Fan Tourneys
Guybrush rocks
oh I didn't see you standing there, well back to work on my site...
Lame I know...
ahh it burns
When you are a troll you are just asking for flames

 

by mastermind
6-23-03
No help from the phone
Stop it!
What can I do? I'm just a telephone yo
Heartless Wallywest?
Harry Potter > all I say!
Maybe I should extinguish the flames....nah
Good point indeed
Hey your the author of this thing, if you want to stop it you would have made me do it
Good point

 

by mastermind
6-24-03
Googlefight
Samus or Issac, Cloud or Cats?
Issac, Cats
Shame!
Heh, hell never know....
Shame Jjukil, Shame Shame!
And what you did to solarshadow was any better?
Touche!

 

by mastermind
6-25-03
South Division
South Division time!
Mario, Wario, Crono and Kefka win for the first four
Forgoten?
Then Alucard, Kirby, Max Paye, and Sephiroth win the last 4 of the round
You forgot someone from the North and east
Fixing mistakes
Actually you did
And for those matches Luigi and Master Chief win

 

by mastermind
6-26-03
TJF?
Will TJF be a factor this year?
I hope not
Practice what you preach
of course I'll be a factor this year
We'll have to watch our backs
The Element of Surprise
They'll never know what hit em'
This year it won't catch us by surprise

 

by mastermind
6-26-03
I guess I should practice
Hai ya
high kick
punch punch punch
hit hit hit
OH yeah I'm ready!

 

by mastermind
6-26-03
It's that time again
You know what time it is?
west division anylisis?
Exactly
well?
Round 1 anylisis is done
Snake, Knuckles, Dante, Ryu, Vercetti, DK, Zelda and Mega Man win!
Interesting...

 

by mastermind
6-27-03
King of Itallics
Who are you?
I am the king of Itallics
Master of Manipulation
Well vote- which duck do you like better, Donald or Sgt Joe?
I think I'll go with the duck hunt duck, bet you didn't expect that huh?
Lord of confusion
Not really...
thought not

 

by mastermind
6-27-03
Today is for the north-east
for the north
Link, Magus, Luigi, and Samus go on to round 3
for the east
Cloud, Yoshi, Aeris, and sonic go on to round 3
Next up will b the south-west! Yee haw!

 

by mastermind
6-28-03
Harry met Terran
So terran we finally meet
Just curious, how old are you
You think that you can defeat me?
You never know unless you try
To be continued....
Bring it on blue boy
What are you going to do warn me? You aren't much of a troll Harry Potter

 

by mastermind
6-28-03
Okay Intermission ladies and gentlemen
since I'm here I'll do the south west!
Mario, Crono, Alucard and Sephiroth take the south
And Snake, Ryu, Vercetti and megaman take the west!
next up terran vs trolls part 2!
oh how the suspense is killing me

 

by mastermind
6-29-03
It Continues!
Ha Ha Ha, I have warned you now
90% is that all, you aren't going to use your other accounts to get me to 100 and finish the job
I'm just not that resourceful...
Fair enough
To be continued...again!
90% ha ha
now it's my turn

 

by mastermind
6-29-03
Terran uses logic
Logic!
Terran uses a debate!
Inteligent Debate!
And Terran Saves the day!
That was easy enough

 

by mastermind
6-29-03
Now for round 3!
North: Link and Samus move on to the division finals
East: Cloud and Sonic go to the division finals
South: Mario or Crono and Sephiroth get to go to the divisional finals
West: Mega Man and Snake also get to go to the division finals
That's the elite 8 for ya!

 

by mastermind
6-30-03
Twas the day before the contest and all throught the house
what is rodri up to?
ooh cheese
not a creature was stirring
Hey didn't the title say not a creature was stirring. Well isn't rodri stirring?
I think i'll eat some...
not even a mouse
I guess it's a good thing that mouse wasn't stirring afterall
Ouch! Stupid mouse trap!

 

by mastermind
6-30-03
Generic Guy
I'm just your generic guy I can never win...
The generic enemy won oon my poll
Generic Poll
you mean the MGS poll?
Right
Generic Yay!
Yay I, Kali101 get to be in a comic
Yay then!

 

by mastermind
6-30-03
Round 4, 4 matches, 4 winners!
The North is taken by Link obviously
Cloud has no problem taking the east
Sephiroth beats Mario or Crono to take the South
And Mega man most likely takes the
look at me I can do tricks!

 

by mastermind
6-30-03
Sure of himself!
Fianlly the final 4 anylisis
Link easily takes the North East
Indecision, Indecision, Indecision
Sephiroths takes the South West
or if not
Crono will
or mega man...

 

by mastermind
7-01-03
Hype!!!
Well this is it... Link vs Ai Ai, so...
Yep
Hype!
Who do you think will win?
Link!
Hype.
Yeah....
pretty borring huh?

 

by mastermind
7-01-03
Ai Ai loses
Ai Ai should be doing better
Peace man, peace, don't hate Link, embrase him, free love!
Revenge!
But do you really want him to win again
Who knows? The days just started...
It was over before it started
But Somehow I think Link has already won...
Probably cause he has like 30000 votes more than the little monkey dude

 

by mastermind
7-02-03
Another day
Hello Achilles
Hi
Another match
So Pikachu vs Fox who'll win?
Fox
Another Argument
no way! Pikachu is going to win, he is electric, everyone likes elecrtric...
You just asked my oppinion... why do I even bother?

 

by mastermind
7-02-03
Pikachu I choose you!
OMG Fox is winning! Just wait til the kiddies wake up, Pikachu will jump ahead
But I'm already up...
Good, now vote pikachu
I voted fox
No help at all
Your not helping any...

 

by mastermind
7-02-03
Since I'm going away for a week, Yuffie 4 life will take my place, see ya!
Hi I'm Yuffie 4 life
I'll be doing this comic for a week after this one anyway
Well see ya then
why the hell did he give me this sprite?

 

by mastermind
7-03-03
Match #3
Who do you have winning between Tidus and Ganondorf?
Tidus. He's going to use Blitz Ace and kick Ganondork's butt out of the contest.
I can't believe you're picking Meg Ryan over Ganondorf. He's nothing but a whiny brat throughout Final Fantasy X.
The insults start...
Meg Ryan!
Ganondork!

 

by mastermind
7-04-03
Ganondorf wins...
It looks like Ganondorf is going to hold off Tidus and win this match.
It doesn't matter who wins this match. Magus will pwn whoever won.
A sacrificial lamb to Magus?
What makes you say that?
If Ganondorf could barely beat the girly hero of Final Fantasy X, Meg Ryan. What makes you think that he could beat Magus?
Finished
Ganondorf's doomed.
Thank you, Captain Obvious!!

 

by mastermind
7-04-03
Remind me...
Who is Magus facing anyway?
Sam Fisher
Confusion...
Sam who?
The main character of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.
More confusion...
Tom who? Splinter what?
Just vote Magus. It doesn't matter what what's-his-name is.

 

by mastermind
7-04-03
Clue me in...
Hey. Did you catch the greatest five minutes in GameFAQs history last night?
No, what happened?
Not only was Ceej late with the poll but when it came up it was entirely messed up!
How messed up was it?
Reaction
Well...where to begin...it's Round 1307, there were two Sam Fishers, the poll was 20 minutes late, Magus was winning 303-0, and Magus had 102% of the vote.
OMG WTF BBQ?!?!

 

by mastermind
7-04-03
The black wind howls...
Two among you will shortly perish...
Two? Don't you mean "one?"
I know it's "one" but Magus took on two Sam Fishers and pwned both of them!!!
Magus could take on a million Sam Fishers and would still win.
Sam Fisher gets no credit...
Magus's cat, Alfador, would pwn Sam Fisher!
Alfador could take on a million Sam Fishers and would still win.

 

by mastermind
7-05-03
TJF strikes back...?
I think today's match, Squall vs. Jill, is too close to call.
Jill's going to win. She has the jugs. TJF is truly on her side.
There is no such thing...
Dude...TJF doesn't exist!! It's just a pitiful excuse to justify female characters winning the polls.
I hope CJayC uses her Resident Evil 3 look...
Daydreaming...
HELLOOOOOO?!?! Are you even listening to what I'm saying?
Boobies....

 

by mastermind
7-05-03
The Match of the Round didn't end up the way most people thought...
You know what? I expected Squall and Jill's match to be much closer.
How can TJF fail? FAIL?!?!?!
Pointing fingers...
Didn't you hear me earlier? TJF doesn't exist!! It's just a pitiful excuse to justify female characters winning the polls.
I blame CJayC for this. He clearly didn't want Jill to win. Just look at the pic!! He had both of them aim for Jill's foot.
A vengeful Jill supporter...
Ummm....okay... See ya tomorrow.
CJayC, this is all your fault. Congratulations, you've made it to "the list."

 

by mastermind
7-06-03
*yawn*
Luigi and Ratchet is up today.
Luigi's won.
An uneasy silence...
Bye!
See ya...I'm going to play some Luigi's Mansion.
Bye! I'm going to play some Mario is Missing.

 

by mastermind
7-07-03
Luigi wins...
Ratchet didn't have a chance!
No kidding! Luigi totally pwned Ratchet!!! Why was he even in the tournament?!?!
Delaying the inevitable...
I'm assuming a lot of people nominated him.
Bah! Luigi's too good for him to waste his time with the likes of Ratchet. Any old goomba would beat Ratchet.
SMB minor characters pwn...
You mean like a Super Mario Bros. Goomba?
Yeah...him or a Koopa Troopa or even Birdo would pwn Ratchet!!

 

by mastermind
7-07-03
And this makes 7...
KOS-MOS vs. Crash, is it?
I don't see Crash winning this match at all.
Why are you here?
Yeah, Crash is washed up. He beat Ulala by only 15000 or so votes and Sephiroth creamed him also.
Why is he in the contest again?
It's obvious why you're here...
I guess CJayC was looking for fodder for KOS-MOS to run over.
Probably...

 

by mastermind
7-07-03
KOS-MOS wins...
There's a 100% probability that KOS-MOS will defeat Crash. You know what that means?
No, what?
Fodder for Samus?
There's also a 100% probability that KOS-MOS will get creamed by Samus.
Already giving the next match to Samus? What about Isaac?
...
What about Isaac?
Nothing... I just wanted to make small talk.

 

by mastermind
7-09-03
The winner appears obvious...
Hey, RPGexpert! Samus and Isaac is next. Who do you have winning?
I'm pulling for Isaac but Samus will win.
Isaac?
Who is Isaac anyway?
He's the main character of Golden Sun. Isaac is so overlooked. I mean people can't even take time to play a great RPG with pop up expressions.
Praying for the Lost Age...
Isaac's going to get pwned.
Felix should do better against Master Chief. Nobody from the Xbox should beat anyone from Golden Sun...well, except for Garet.

 

by mastermind
7-09-03
Winner: Samus
That was a no brainer. Samus defated Isaac easily.
What nobody expected was Isaac getting lesser votes than the Bonus Poll of the Day.
Conspiracy Theory
What the hell was that? Is CJayC trying to humiliate Golden Sun or something. It's a conspiracy!!!
You know what a Samus victory means?
What's next?
KOS-MOS vs. Samus next?
Not that...but this... All your votes are belong to CATS! Mwahahaha!!!

 

by mastermind
7-09-03
The return of CATS...
You can't possibly be serious about CATS beating Cloud, are you?
What you say!!
Am I making sense to you?
Ya know...it's going to take more than an obscure character and Engrish to defeat Cloud.
All Cloud's votes are belong to CATS!!
Waste of time...
Why do I bother talking to you?
Cloud is on way to destruction. CATS sets up Cloud the bomb. For great justice!!

 

by mastermind
7-09-03
All right, then...
Let's mosey.
Mosey? What the hell?
CATS is on way to destruction...
Cloud has nothing else to do here in the first round. CATS has no chance to survive make his time.
This wouldn't have happened if CJayC hadn't replace CATS with an eggplant in that picture.
One character's hunger...
Cloud eats characters like him like Tic-Tacs.
Don't you mean that he eats babies like Tic-Tacs?

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