people matclarke is following
BigEvilDan, BigFrank105, boorite, choadwarrior, Chuckaduck, Cre8tive13, Dark_Pulse, dcomposed, DragonXero, Externalization, FinnNYC, flipynif1, HCRoyall, Injokester, KajunFirefly, mandingo, mmyers, mrpoop, NastyPope, niteowl, ObiJo, Rabid_Weasle, Ranger77, Scyess, shittykitty, Smarmulus, Spankling, squidrabies, suicide_king, suicide_king, xxxenon, Zimri
latest comics from people matclarke is following 
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I tried to get a license plate that said "♣ SEALS," but they wouldn't let me have it. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| I know! They don't use the club symbol. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| What were you trying to get? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| I'd get a personalized license plate, but the only symbol available is the heart. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
| | |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
| | |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| want to hear how you die? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself? | |
| | |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| that's a great nickname. were you a boxer? | |
| | |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| do you hear that in the ceiling? | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| no, but i hear something behind this door. you check the attic, i'll check in here | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| christ god no! PLEASE NO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| huh, so it looks like i've thrown all my golf clubs in the lake except for two irons | |
| | |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| a 4 iron and an 8 iron. but i need a 6 iron. i guess i could use the 4 and try to ease off a bit, but i think i'll use the 8 and really whack the **** out of it | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| who'm i kidding, even the gallery knows i'm just going to pile drive the caddy again | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| you know how we've all fantasized about killing someone? | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| no, can't say as i do. i mean, even the idea that such perverse thinking exists in this day and age makes me want to BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS HAMMER | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| well, would you look at that. | |
| | |
|
|
|
Older comics »
