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by Makin_d_bacon
Oh crap! Here come those damned "wannabees"!
Where's a banana peel when ya need the darned thing?
Geez...did ya have to wear the "BOZO" outfit?
"Imitation" is the sincerest form of flattery!

by Makin_d_bacon
A Seattle Sperm Bank reports.....
It's true! Most Brazilian woman request sperm from our donor #9601?
Because of the outstanding Caucasion traits I suppose?
Yes...among other things. For instance, children from donor #9601 don't have normal body odor! They smell like "I-Hop"!
B.O. that smells like "I-Hop"? Amazing!
Do you have a reservation, Mr. ....?
Some call me "#9601"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Mmmm! Gary hungry for your beautiful brains!
Oh my, I'm scared to death!
Don't get scared. Spoils taste of brains!
*oooomp* *kerplop*
Come back! Ooooh look..."hors d oeuvres"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Oh dear, that poor girl has been handcuffed & gang ****d by ruffians! that help coming this way?
Oh kind sir, save me! Ruffians have cuffed and ****d me repeatedly!
That's too bad. Looks like today is NOT your lucky day. Now bend over & assume the position!

by Makin_d_bacon
Listen Bob, the new 25 yr. old C.E.O. wants to see you NOW!
The "KID" wants to see me, eh? THAT'S not good!
That little punk thinks us oldtimers are useless. Well, he's gonna see ME in a different light!
My thinking isn't "antiquated"! How old do you think I am, anyway?
Just clean out your desk and leave, Bob. Your usefulness around here is like you...extinct!

by Makin_d_bacon
Today Antelope, Oregon has been taken over by a cult.
And for more on THAT we go to Roy in Antelope!
Guru Bahgwam, is it true you own 20 Rolls Royces and own 60,000 acres here so your followers can have a place for the daily orgies?
When you put it like THAT it sounds excessive!
And you think it's NOT?
Fine! No orgies ever on Feb. 29th!

by Makin_d_bacon
What's with all this talk about "Furry's" on this site?
It's true! Go check it out for yourself! theory, if furry animals make me horny then I'm a "Furry"!
Hi there!
Oh geez..I hope my boner isn't showing!
You OK?

by Makin_d_bacon
So you think just because of who you are, you get in, Ms. Daniels?
Call me Stormy! Seems to work everywhere else! Go ask your boss!
I can't believe she feels ENTITLED to be here.
Some people are just THAT way. You need to take the bull by the horns.
She said to ask you for the OK first! So, does she get in?
I'd make her put out first!

by Makin_d_bacon
*beep, beep*!
This is too good to be true. He's trapped! I'll just go inside and...
OH NO! Holy Moly.....
*beep beep*?

by Makin_d_bacon
Martha & George Adopted a baby.....
Mama...say Mama! Please say Mama. Say SOMETHING, ANYTHING!
Maybe you two should have re.....
NO mother! We went by the book yet it's been almost 6 months and not a word!
Later, in the baby's room.....
If they KNEW you were a midget you'd be out on your ass.
Fuck em! I got em by the balls now. Cocky a-holes were too good to read the fine print.

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