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by Makin_d_bacon
4-21-18
My take on Exodus 14: 13-30
Oy vey, those darned Egyptians are getting closer!
Yikes! Moses, how will we ever cross this Red Sea?
How's about I ask God to open it up and we just walk across, Joshua?
MORE walking? Is THAT the best ya can do?
Once I drown those Egyptians I need to build up that Joshua's work ethic. Is he good at ANYTHING?
I hear he blows a mean trumpet!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-21-18
Milk, Bread, Dog Food, Toilet Paper, Cookies......
How bout some "forearms"? I could sure use some "forearms, bro!
I'll see what I can do, pal!
Really? I'd hug ya if I could!
But "Ander's Get n Go" was fresh out!
...oh, and some forearms too!
Forearms? REALLY? LOOK at me MORON!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-20-18
Psst! May I hold that?
You talkin to me?
Right you are, sir! May I hold that? I've always had a desire to know what it's like.
What it's like to what?
...to be a "card" shark, naturally!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-20-18
Quick...there's a fire in the rest room!Quick...there's a fire in the rest room!
Which one is it?
You ARE kidding, right?
I'm dead serious!
It's the rest room "I" use, silly!
THAT tells me...zilch!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-20-18
My take on Daniel 6:1-28
Look Danny boy, you pray only to me or I'll throw ya to the ferocious beast!
Go ahead. Hit me with yer best shot!
Hey, aren't you gonna try to eat me?
Nope! That would be stupid of me and everybody knows "I'm smarter than the Av-a-rage Bear"!
What? Still ALIVE? What about the beast?
I guess he wasn't hungry, sire. He claimed to have brought his own "Pic-a-nik" basket!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-20-18
I wanna enter that new CC: 691 on Stripcreator.com!
So you wanna be a "Super Hero" now, do ya?
What? You got a problem with that?
The rules state you HAVE TO BE either "gay" or "lesbian" AND a real moron.
I want an extremely close shave, a more revealing dress and my hair in a French braid! Plus, enter me in the "Trump" Fan Club!
But you'll look like a gay idiot! Oh right...THAT'S the point! My bad!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-19-18
May I take your hat and jacket off, Sir?
You DO and I'll bust yer face, you kinky ******!
Egad!
Perhaps if I rephrase that! Would you like me to place your cap & coat in the Cloak-Room, Sir?

by Makin_d_bacon
4-19-18
My take on Luke 15:11-32
So son, you want to take your inheritance & just leave us?
Yup! This place, you, my big bro...all of ya suck, big time! I got partying to do!
And the boy squandered every penny!
You been comin here for years and now you're broke..so beat it loser!
You CAN'T cut ME off. I'll just go back home to my daddy!
Which is just what he did!
It looks like little bro is crawling back home, Pa! So I guess ya want I should kill the fatted calf, eh?
Kill him? NO WAY! I want to welcome him home with a nice meal & all due respect! And you stop calling him FAT!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-18-18
Was that who I thought it was leaving?
Yup! He needed some reassurance.
But Mr. President, it really is round. I saw it myself!
"Fake News", Pence! "Fake News"!

by Makin_d_bacon
4-18-18
My take on Matthew 14: 1-12
Listen here Salome, that dance you did at my bithday party was "the bomb"! Ask what you will & it's yours!
ANYTHING?
Diamonds? Pearls? Rubies, maybe? I know...an American Express "BLACK" card?
I've already got THAT stuff. What I want is......
I wonder if Herod wants the "Baptist's" head gift-wrapped or not?
I could sure go for some locusts & honey about now!

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