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by Makin_d_bacon
Hey Mr. Durden, can I join yer club?
Don't you EVER talk about my club! You wanna see what happens to guys who talk about my club?
Yeah...sure! Use this guy walking up here!
Oh oh..This no look good!

by Makin_d_bacon
Any weapons on board, sir?
"I got a Glock in my Rari...17 shots, no .38..."
You have a what in your which?
I'm packin heat. Ya know...."Ridin Dirty"?
Don't be dissin me, MA! I just ain't cut out to be a "Cantor"!
I told you this would happen, Irving...listening to that rap crap! But Oy Vey, NO...Barry Manilow ain't hip enough for YOU, Mr. "Sir-Raps-Alot"!

by Makin_d_bacon
That's right....anything you want!
OK then....I want a huge ****!
Your wish is my command! Now close your eyes & count backwards from three!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...3...2....1...
What? Not big ENOUGH?

by Makin_d_bacon
Look boy...the doc gave me a week to live & I got a lot of work yet to do. A lot of heavy lifting.
How can I help, gramps?
I think if ya'll got me a "athletic supporter" it might help!
I'm on it, gramps!
Later that afternoon.....
That little boy tells me you need an athletic supporter. Well "here I am" big boy. Use me up!
DAMN.... I like the way that boy thinks!

by Makin_d_bacon
Ach du lieber! The tri legged four pod has won yet again!
Anything new in contest land, d_bacon?
Before I break the news maybe you should sit down, rags!

by Makin_d_bacon
So...any more questions?
Just one!
Go for it!
Isn't it hard? I mean hard to swing that huge, long, thick shaft around all day and night?
It may sound funny, but... "that's what SHE said!"
Always with the "Michael Scott" impersonations!

by Makin_d_bacon
Say wha?
I said..."That'll be $400.00, sir!"
But isn't today "Vets Day"?
"Veteran's Day"...yes it is but you STILL owe $400.00 for your kitten's check-up!
What the hell is Vets Day about if it's NOT about getting a free visit to your Vet?
They need to reinstate the "Draft"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Prior to tonight's game....
As Mizzou's Head Basketball Coach, what does Michael Porter's future look like?
Frankly, the sky's the limit!
In the locker room after the game...
And what about Michael Porter NOW?
If he's lucky he can wait tables at "Shakespear's"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Louis C.K. in jail........
So, Mr. did you plead?
Not guilty... but I don't think the judge believed me.
Really? Why? plead "Not Guilty" to Female Abuse, eh Mr. C.K.? By the way...what does "C.K." stand for?
"Cunt Kicker"! Why, Judge?

by Makin_d_bacon
L.A.Police HQ..........
Thank you Det. Chen for arresting all these abusive Hollywood movie actors & moguls. Women weren't safe anywhere!
Just doin my job ma'am. Just doin... job! At least they'd never bother the likes of...uh...YOU!
Welcome home, babe. Wanna talk about it?
I said too much already!

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