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by Makin_d_bacon
Welcome to "Regions Bank"!
This bank debited over $300.00 from my account to "FaceBook"!
Yeah! So what?
I DON"T HAVE a "FaceBook" account, you old biddy! I'm gonna shake some sense into you!
Touch me and you'll draw back a stump! I'm a long way from "OLD" buddy boy!
Oh you're OLD, alright. Back when you were a child, the "Dead Sea" wasn't even sick yet!

by Makin_d_bacon
Hi there!
Staring is NOT polite you know!
But I'm NOT staring! I'm imagining my **** between your tits!
You wha...?
Was it worth it, you horny perv? frigid *****!!

by Makin_d_bacon
How was THAT?
Nice... but sort of inappropriate!
Why? Ain't ya a darned Catholic?
It's not THAT...
Why so hard on that poor guy?
I can only take so many verses of ..."In Heaven Der Ees No Beer"....

by Makin_d_bacon
Neil, I left a yule log in the bathroom that needs tending to.
Jesus...what in the holy hell died in here, Neil?
I believe Delmar gave birth in stall #3 a minute ago!
What exactly do you ingest, my dear Delmar, that leaves us with such pungent ordors.
Other than boiled eggs, snoots, saurkraut, chile and baked beans smothered in Broccoli and Cauliflower, nuthin but draft beer!

by Makin_d_bacon
Today class, we will learn about NEW California!
Which part is gonna be new?
The rural areas want to be seperated from the big cities!
So the new part will be all farmers? All the sex, drugs, rock n roll, porn and all other perversities will remain in the OLD part?
That's a bit over simplified, but YES!
Fuck the FARMERS!

by Makin_d_bacon
Would you vote for a "black"?
I dunno. A "black" what?
I DARE ya to tell me she wasn't ****in with me!
I'll take that as a "NO", Cracker!

by Makin_d_bacon
I come in peace!
Our technology is highly advanced. Allow me to demonstrate!
I'm not sure I trust this fella.
It only LOOKS like a ray-gun. Trust me!
A "Mix-Master" my ASS!

by Makin_d_bacon
Did you know Germany is considering a 28 hour work week?
That means the Unions here will try it too!
Why would they do THAT?
You don't think those factory slobs wouldn't jump at a 28 Hr. work week?
Are you kidden? It takes 3 of em to get 28 hours of work done in a week as it is!
Oh yeah...there is THAT!

by Makin_d_bacon
Hey d-bacon, today is "MLK" day!
"MLK", huh? What's THAT stand for, Ragzy baby?
Beats me...but we get a day off for it!
A day off from WHAT? We do absolutely NOTHING!
What? We collaborate on biggoted, sexist and generally racially insensitive comics, don't we?
True! Maybe THAT'S what "MLK" stands for. "Making Lousy Komics"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Jan.13, 2018 Hawaii
You better get to shelter. A ballistic missile is on it's way here any minute!
A cop at the beach made me come home because of a balsamic missile!
I guess it's like a vinegar ****tail!
I'll check in my Rachel Ray Cookbook!

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