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by Makin_d_bacon
Take the RED pill, Neo!
I will and then I'll go all Kung Fu on your sorry black, ass, Morphoditeus.
The RED pill WOULD make that a possiblity in the Matrix!
Shortly after swallowing the pill.....
So why do I wanna just have sex with you?
You're color blind, arent you Neo? THAT'S why we wound up in the "Gay-trix" instead!

by Makin_d_bacon
Nice try dude, but I know who you really are!
Oh yeah? And who is THAT?
Jim Caviezel? No? Henry Cusick? No? Christian Bale? No? Chris Sarandon? No? Ted Neeley? No? Max Von Sydow? No? Jeffery Hunter? No?
Then it's GOTTA be Diogo Morgado! Right?
Silence, Demon...or there will be no more Netflix offered in Purgatory!

by Makin_d_bacon
Why you be lookin at my ass, boy?
Sometimes I wonder myself, Teach!
You best get yo sissy ass in front of a mirror and man-up! Put on a "game face"!
Oh ****!

by Makin_d_bacon
You Chinks think you'll take over the world!
I guarantee it!
It would take 50 Chinks to handle 1 red blooded American.
You may be right!
Damn straight, I'm RIGHT!
Good thing we got 1000 to 1.

by Makin_d_bacon
Old Warson Country Club...St. Louis
Why didn't the PGA have their 100th Championship played here instead of at Bellrieve?
Good question!
Everything here is as good if not BETTER!
I think I may know.
Then do tell!
Maybe it's because "non-whites" can't venture outside the kitchen.

by Makin_d_bacon
So THIS is the "Love Boat", huh?
All BOAT & no LOVE!
G'day, handsome!
On 2nd thought...

by Makin_d_bacon
You white guys are all still racist towards us blacks!
How silly! What makes you say something like that?
We can tell, just by the way you look at us! Turn around & look at me!
OK, I will; but I don't buy a word of it! Not one word!
See? Right there! You're doin it NOW!
Crazy spook!

by Makin_d_bacon
So I'm fired!
I'll miss ya, pal. So will my whole family.
That's nice! I'll miss all 7 dozen of them too, but NOW what'll I do?
It's none of my business but I'd advise that you..uh....
Go on! Do tell!
...give up on the "Pest Control" gig!

by Makin_d_bacon
Hey there Yeller! Some *** from Hollywood wants to put YOU in a movie!
Thing die in one of the saddest scenes in film history! Sorry Old Yeller, but yer Pappy has his dope needs!
That's right Uncle Butch...I want everybody connected to Walt Disney Studios wasted. Ya got that? WASTED!!
Ok, lil ragu4u. Uncle Butch go mess up all them Old Yeller killers, BIG time!

by Makin_d_bacon
Gomalco Productions: 1957
We need something NEW, that'll grab an audience!
Joe Connelly & Bob Mosher have created a new show.
What kind of show?
It sounds kinky to me. It's got something to do with beaver shots!
Soft core porn, eh? Sounds interesting! Got any casting ideas?
I hear Barbara Billingsly loves to wear "pearl necklaces'!

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