Welcome to Hell. My name's larry, I'll be your flogger and whipper for today.
Wow. You're not so bad. I thought the devil would be meaner.
Oh. I'm not the devil. He's a nasty, mean, sonofa***** that shoots fire from his arse, and makes all hell inhabitants perform the most unspeakable acts.
Really? Where is he?
Hi, I'm Gordon Ramsay. NOW MAKE ME A LOBSTER SAUCE!!!
