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by jes_lawson
8-01-11
So it looks as if the federal government has done the deal and will keep its AAA credit rating.
Just as well, the alternative would be a lot worse
What's that?
Control of Congress would automatically pass to Triple H
First order of business, I'm gonna powerslam John Boehner. YEEAAAAA!

by jes_lawson
4-17-11
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore...
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven:
Pauly Shore, buuuudy!

by jes_lawson
11-01-10
Some folks just aren't fit to be parents
Lily Allen for one.
What, too soon?

by jes_lawson
10-23-10
Is that one of those escaped genetic mutations staring at us.
You mean a myexis?
Whatever, it looks big and hungry.
It can't be. This is Illinois, and everyone knows all myexes live in Texas.
You probably funded the reasrch to create them just so you could make that joke!
Best $57 million I ever spent!

by jes_lawson
8-31-10
Here's your baby Mrs _lawson.
Christ! He looks like E.T. caught AIDS off Elliot!
Here's your baby Mr _lawson.
JES! I AM YOUR FATHER!
Tossers. Neither of those jokes will be funny for at least another 4 years. 15 if you count the AIDS reference.

by jes_lawson
6-22-10
So what did you guys do last night?
The girlfriend made me go to see a Derek Jarman film.
Haw! So how did that make you feel, as if I need ask?
Stop trying to set up bad puns and call an ambulance, I think my retinas have burnt out.

by jes_lawson
6-22-10
INT: Cellfones-4-U, Inc.
So how is your product for the niche market avant-garde classical music themed phone getting on?
I had my people test and record the final ringtone last night!
So who was this John Cage, and why did he get you fired?

by jes_lawson
4-30-10
how tEH FUCK DO I MAKE A BAD COMIC LOL :)
Talking arm hwere. Fuck your **** in the **** leek
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DONT EVEN FUKEN NKOW WT 2 DO LOL :)
YO ive not got a ***** bein a chickaen N ALL LOL :) HOW I FUCK A FUCK LEEK?
yeooooo! THIS SEX IS ON FIIIIRE!
Where's BAZILLA 2 handle all these leeks, leek?
Your father's dead. HE GOT FUCKIN FUCK WITHa leek.
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by jes_lawson
4-24-10
Finally back from the US I see.
Yeah, f*cking Icelandic ash cloud.
First their banks go bust, then their country catches fire.
I smell an insurance scam.

by jes_lawson
4-18-10
DUMPH DUMPH DUMPH *ksssssssshht*.... DUMPH DUMPH
This is the worst gay bar I've ever been in.
Yeah, *cough* the DJ must have the smoke machine on full.
B'DUMPH SKRRRRT.....DUMPH b'DUMPH....
That's so you don't see the terrible decor and ugly men
I can't see ANY men right now, and this DJ is god-awful.
*ksssssshhhhhhhhhhht.....*... DUMPH DUMPH DUMPH
True that. They should have installed a Pink Noise Machine instead.

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