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by edoggydog
Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... AGAIN!
Be honest... Do you think I have a "beach body"?
More like a beached-whale body!
You told me to be honest.

by edoggydog
I'll tell you what REALLY caused my son, Neal's eyes to bulge...
So, you're saying you'll have sex with me tonight as long as I practice tantric sex? What's that?
It's where a man orgasms multiple times without releasing a single drop of semen.
Three hours later...
That felt great! Was it good for you?
I guess.

Oh my God! I love this song! Somebody turn it up!
C'mon ladies. Less twerking, more working.
Oh my God! This bar stool is loose! Somebody get a wrench!
C'mon ladies. Less working, more twerking.

Where did you get that marijuana leaf stuck on your backpack?
Some guy was handing them out.
The grand opening of the new Chinese restaurant.
Chinese restaurant?
Yeah. He was handing out samples of pot stickers.

by choadwarrior
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

I'm back from the gym. I'm going to take a shower and change.
Oh thank God!
You've been an ******* for 20 years, I didn't think you'd ever change!

Wait. You call your farts a ****?
Yep. They are disgusting ick. You've smelled them. "D-ick"!
I'm afraid to ask but what do you call your ****?
"Mr. Willis".
Why Mr. Willis?
It's the name your mama calls it.

Why do you call your chin your "bottom fart"?
It's the bottom most face part.
Bottom f-art.
Soooo, what do you call it when your bottom farts?
Oh, that's a ****.

Ouch! You pinched my chin!
I pinched your chest.
Right. My chest skin, or "ch-in" as I call it.
What do you call your chin?
My bottom fart.

What's with the gun, Mike?
I'm going out to get some lunch.
You're going hunting on your lunch break? Please don't tell me you plan to field dress a deer in the break room.
Nothing like like. I'm going to get a chicken sandwich from Popeyes.

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