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by kaufman
5-13-18
Ok, we've done your ultrasound, and once I take a look at it, you and your husband will know if you're having a boy or a girl.
So what happens now?
He says in a moment the lighting in this room will change. Blue if it's a boy and pink if it's a girl. I'm so excited, I can't wait!
What the? What's going on? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
STILLBORN!

by kaufman
5-11-18
Oh my god, Jesus, they've crucified you! Who did this to you?
The Romans.
The Romans? But why?
I ... I turned their water into wine.
And they did this to you?
How was I to know the goyim couldn't stand the taste of Manischewitz?

by kaufman
2-19-18
I love coming to your parties. I don't know where you get the food you serve, Donner, but it's always fantastic.

by kaufman
2-11-18
The crime that has all of Middle Earth talking.
Stole my precioussssss
And still no arrests
All is revealed in THREE BILBOS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI.
How come, Chief Willoughby?

Mr. Spock, you look perturbed. What happened?
I was trying to engage the Romulan Cloaca Device.
by kaufman, 2-07-18

by kaufman
1-29-18
Who's the dead guy?
Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA
Uh, why's he just lying on the floor?
Nobody can find an allen wrench to assemble his Snoorgenheimel casket.

by kaufman
1-15-18
Goodness! Are those ancient cave drawings? Can you figure out what they say?
Yes, it's coming to me. It seems to be an essay on primitive obscenity. Listen here ...
It says the seven words you can't write on cave walls are OOG, NURG, SKUNG, GRONK, POOGSNUG, SKUNGOREET, and UNGH.
That's incredible
Wait, there's more. It says, "What's ungh even doing in this list? Ungh is such a friendly word ..."

by kaufman
12-29-17
Hi, I'm Brad, creator, owner and caretaker of Stripcreator. You may be wondering why our site is flooded with ads from essay-writing services.
Essay, essay, five cent.
The fact is, to keep the site running, I have entered into lucrative partnerships with sites such as EssaysVerboseItemsofLiterature&Dissertations.com
Hey pard, look at this essay I wrote about gravitons.
I've even given them an account here so they can make promotional comics.
We gave this 8-year old a winning essay on why not groping classmates was sufficient for inclusion on Santa's nice list.

by kaufman
12-15-17
Santa must love doctors. My wife is a pediatrician, and she gets the most thoughtful and amazing gifts.
I don't know. Santa never brings my wife anything.
Is she a doctor too?
Yeah, an anesthesiologist.
That's odd ...
I guess I just have an unlisted number.

by kaufman
12-15-17
So 1944 was the only year Santa didn't bring you presents?
Well, there was also 1949, when he paid my parents and those of all the other children, and brought us to the North Pole instead.
Wow! You got to go to Santa's place? How lucky!
It wasn't luck. He had switched his gift list with his shopping list and bought all the kids.
So what happened to all the presents? Where did they go?
Oh, you know. Cereal boxes, Cracker Jacks. There's a reason the guy's so chubby.

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