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You're going on vacation? How can you leave us like this?
My boyfriend is finally going to be 21! We can stay at bars after 10!
by attitudechicka, 11-03-11

by attitudechicka
11-02-11
I don't understand why people get so offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas".
We live in a country that has a diverse culture. Hard to believe as it is, not everyone is Christian.
I don't see why not, and besides, people are just being friendly.
No one wants someone else's religion shoved down their throat. And I don't recall anyone wishing me a happy Yom Kippur.
What's a 'yum capper'?
Though, I'm not entirely sure that my love of food would make the holiday very pleasant for me.

Race ya for pinks?
by attitudechicka, 10-05-11

by attitudechicka
5-12-11
I was all mismatched at the game today, but I managed to get some killer Js in and the team was riding me while I was hot.
I'd like to ride you while you're hot. Do ya think I'm sexy?
Rod Stewart?!? Uh... yes
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
I'm not a woman, but I like small cottages on the beach.

by attitudechicka
12-12-10
I just want to be sure my nephew has just as much as the girls do.
Dan, you're my brother and I love you.
But it's about time that you know the truth about where babies come from: a sperm from a man fertilizes an egg from a woman.
Neither of those items that contributed to Travis came from you, so please stop taking responsibility for my parenting.

by attitudechicka
10-05-10
So I'm trying to talk Travis out of being an army man for Halloween. He only wants to do it for the gun.
I can help.
You could go as a banana with a gun! Or Superman with a gun!
Or, you know, a gun with a gun. Double shot.

by attitudechicka
9-01-10
Good morning, this is a new student starting in your class today. He's not on your roster yet, but you can find a place for him, I'm sure.
Hey, come sit by me.
No. Do not, under any circumstances, talk to chicka.

by attitudechicka
9-01-10
Welcome to Human Relations!
Will you be teaching me how to relate to humans?
I've gotten really good at relating to fish...
Get. Out.

by attitudechicka
8-09-10
Happy Birthday, TYS!
Thanks!
Uh... was that it?
Yeah, but I was distracted because I was watching Percy Jackson on DVD when I was making this comic.

by attitudechicka
6-30-10
Want to play doctor?
Sure!
I've got this huge boil on my butt, would you mind taking a look at it?
And telling me if you see any more pus coming out of it?

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