All comics by nbast920

 

by nbast920
11-08-09
maybe I can recruit this guy!
what does this idoit want?
we need you to help fight America's battles, to be a part of a secret brotherhood! Are you interested in saving America from itself?
I voted for Obama!
What is this country coming to! White men voting for a black president! We've got to find new recruiting methods and take back AMERICA!

 

by nbast920
11-08-09
Before we see you, lets look over what we are charging for your visit and discuss how you will pay for it. Are you ready to see your bill sir?
I'll be paying this for the rest of my life!
Do you have a payment plan that I could sign up for?
Well, we do but only for insured persons. The uninsured are expected to provide payment in full at the time of service!
Guess I won't be getting healthy any time soon!

 

by nbast920
11-09-09
Ghost of Confederate General
It will be a cold day in hell before a black man becomes President! The South will not allow such a disgrace to this nation!
I beg you to save our country from this black man who thinks he can become President. It will be the demise of our country. No black man can run a country as prosperous as this nation.
Why should I help you when you used my name as a means of justification for killing your own brothers and enslaving millions of people based on the color of their skin! I say...bring on the black man!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
Wall Street Executive
Hello...anyone out there?
I swore I thought I heard something
yes, yes you did...the voices of all the Americans that are paying your salary and condeming you to hell!
I knew someday this would bite me in the ass!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
honey, i'm home. how was your day?
uh-lets just say interesting. Being a stay at home dad is more work than I thought.
Welcome to my world, honey!
Hopefully I can find a job soon, I don't think I can take too much more of this.
She's all yours honey, I'm going to the garage for a couple of hours!
I did this for 3 other kids and y ou can't even handle a week, ha. Next time you want to ask me why I can't seem to get anything done, just remember this week!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
Thank you for agreeing to this interview, Mr. Benmosche. The American people would like to know how you can sleep at night?How you can run a company into the ground and still have a job?
Also, how you can continue to take their hard earned money?
Well, Mr. Anderson, let me start by saying that we are a capatalistic society and...
I was just asking some basic questions, I didn't even get to the good stuff yet!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
are you here to be seen by a doctor?
Yes sir, I have had this cough for a couple of months now.
I've got to get this terrorist out of here as soon as possible, before he tries to kill us all!
Doctor, is something wrong?
No sir, we will get you out of here as soon as possible!
He is an awfully strange man!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
My store has suffered terribly since 9/11. The community believes that I am a terrorist.
I have lived here my entire life and have made friends with many in the community, often helping them out when needed. And this is how they repay me!!!
When are you going to get it...we don't want you in our town, our state, or even our nation. You're people are terrorist!
My people...I am an American and deserve to be treated just as you!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
My wife better have the house cleaned and dinner on the table! I've had a hard days work!
How was your day? Mine was exhausting, the kids wouldn't let me do anything. I hope you're not hungry yet!
You're exhausted, you didn't even work today. How many times have I told you I like to come home to a clean house with dinner on the table. I'm leaving...makes sure this mess gets cleaned!
A women's place is in the home. Why can't my wife understand, I don't ask much of her!

 

by nbast920
11-14-09
Do you suffer from racist thoughts? Do you dream of a world in which white men rule?
uh-no, well maybe a little, hmm
If you answered yes to these questions call 1800WHITEMEN now for an introductory package on how you can start living life full of racism and racist acts!
to call or not to call, that is the question?

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