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by bigworm
10-21-19
Brothers!!! New guy here say "One monk, one sniff" only! All monks who make 2 sniffs go to Hell probably sometime tomorrow. OKAY!!! LIGHTS OUT!!!
Oh! I see! This is another one of your real big practical fake monk outrage hiney jokes huh!!! We are simple monks! How can can we sniff a hiney we can't even see???
YES!!! How can we act normal to inhale such a big and mighty stinking ca-ca in only 1 sniff when we can't even see the vestibule wherefrom which it floated out to us for personal use!!!???
Answer to question 1- A true monk will follow the poop-stench gradient. Answer to question 2- Your idea that this poop "floated out" is erroneous! It fell straight out the portal!

by bigworm
10-20-19
Put the peanut butter away!
I'm not a dog.

No snuggling 'till you grow it back!
by bigworm, 10-20-19

by bigworm
10-20-19
So you looked everywhere and no luck?
How about your wife's mouth?

by bigworm
10-20-19
???
They're gone??? My heart is so sad for you!
Did you look under your pillow?

by bigworm
10-20-19
There's no reason to be afraid of the butcher.
I promise he won't disembowel you...
...until after you're dead.

by bigworm
10-20-19
But I ate them con mucho gusto!!!
Did that assuage your anger?

by bigworm
10-18-19
Now we go to Great Hall and you show everybody your hiney. But first I go into bushes and show you my hiney.
I guess.
You like it? All my brother monks call it "Gape-way To Heaven"!
You mean "Gate-way"?
You right, it means same thing!

by bigworm
10-18-19
To join, you must appear before every monk and show your hiney. They can sniff it too... I mean if they want to sniff it! 3 sniffs for each monk is maximum.
Hmmm...
But remember, you are always boss of your own hiney... so...
So I can say "No sniffing"?
Yes, of course! Remember, you are always...
Yeh yeh!... boss of my own hiney.

by bigworm
10-18-19
Why do you wish to join an Asian Brotherhood?
Well, 'cus I'd have the biggest **** in the whole place.
How big?
Foot long.
Foot WRONG???
No... really! It's a foot long.

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