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by bigworm
1-01-20
our problem is deeper than that!
that would depend on what specifically you meant by "tiny little".
what I meant by what???
you heard me.
no. say it again?
...you meant by "uh... *squeak*"?

by bigworm
1-01-20
so, what's with all this tension between us?
i'm curious about that myself.
don't mirror me you microscopic little nuance of a dunce!
what? when? where? how? why?
this. a second ago. here. verbally. because you have a tiny little pee-pee?
i'll never ask YOU "why" again!

by bigworm
12-29-19
SPOOGED HUH??? OVER!!!
Thank God for 'tighty whiteys'. OVER!!!

by bigworm
12-29-19
THE ONE WITH A TIGHT 'B-B HOLE'!!! OVER!!!
DID YOU JUST SAY 'B-B HOLE'??? OVER!!! *ack ack uhhhhh! guhguhguh*!!!

by bigworm
12-29-19
IT'S ME!!! BOB SMITH!!! OVER!!!
WHICH ONE? OVER!!!

by bigworm
12-29-19
HEY JOE!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME??? OVER!!!
MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING? OVER!!!

by bigworm
12-24-19
The party'll be here. The motto? "Don't Walk Into The New Year! Get Sucked Into It"!!! So uh...I guess I'm ready.
Isn't it a little early?
Good point, but based on the incorrect assumption that I'm impatient and inconsiderately lustful.
That absolutely is my assumption!!! New Years is 5-6 days away, so how is it incorrect?
Honey, I'm just tryin' to make sure you got all the time you need to suck the old one out first!

by bigworm
12-17-19
I've come to apologize...
Does this mean I'm comin' down???
Would you please let me finish??? I gave them all the latest brand new folding leg tables...
Folding legs??? WTF??? Am I COMIN' DOWN???
NO!!! But the Pharisees are wild about those tables!!!

by bigworm
12-15-19
Son, can we just say that running in circles suits us both, and thus we should keep doing it?
Yes Father! At dinner tonight we'll make a TOAST TO CIRCLES!!! I'll get the Grail and you can use a cup or the bottle or whatever! We're on our way now!
Yeh we are but uh, maybe I could use the Grail? Is there some reason you shouldn't use the bottle? I mean I'm just asking.
Well... maybe because I'm not the bottle sucking wino???

by bigworm
12-15-19
So you're back from lunch and ready to admit that you're a *******, correct?
Yes Bastard Father.
Now listen carefully boy! The term '*******' applies to a baby born out of wedlock, not to the father of the baby! Do you not understand that?
The father of a ******* child born out of wedlock could have been born a ******* himself, thereby making him a 'Bastard Father'!
Did you just call me a ******* you dirty rotten 'SON OF A BITCH'???
MOM!!!

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