people niteowl is following

AccentuateNegative, allenhenderson, areallystupidguy, AtheistDiary, attitudechicka, BigFrank105, boinky33, boloboffin, boorite, Braze, catmanjag, choadwarrior, cock, coldpizza, CowTipper, cpausti, darkneuro, DexX, DragonXero, Drefsab, Eradream, EvilZak, evil_d, Ewwwww, Externalization, fizzyxl, ftc, fuck, Fuj, habnem, Hatrix, HCRoyall, HotRodDeathToll, il_schmucko, Inflatable_Man, ivytheplant, Jeanster, jes_lawson, kaiobrien, kattheworld, knkx, KungChiFu, len, little_kitty, LuckyGuess, lukket, mandingo, Matchbook_Romance, matclarke, Melkor, MikeyG, mmyers, NastyPope, NooniePuuBunny, nuveeeeena, ObiJo, OmniMarconi67, Ozz, PhreakyChinchilla, pslock, psycoma, r2_d2, Rabid_Weasle, Ranger77, RedfeatheR, Smarmulus, squidrabies, stormcloud, Tasty, tau926, TheGovernor, The_Witch, thochaos, Tigerchild, Trace, umfumdisi, UnknownEric, Xion, Xuanwu, Zaster, zegonsn

latest comics from people niteowl is following

Anything interesting on the convention coverage?
Elizabeth Warren is visiting the Clinton family box.
Rachel Maddow?

by jes_lawson
Welcome back to Jeopardy. We start with our returning champion, Haddaway
I'll take Emotional concepts for $1000, Alex.
"Oh lady don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
What is love?

by jes_lawson
I tried to buy this cool long jacket when I was on holiday in Italy.
Oh aye. And...?
Didn't. It was 600 Euro!
600 Euro?! You gotta be joking!
Yeah, it didn't even make me invisible or anything.
Christ, what was it made out of? Mithril?!

by choadwarrior
I'm going to have to take tomorrow afternoon off.
Don't worry--I don't have a job interview.
I know you don't have other options.

by choadwarrior
Why are you supporting Donald Trump?
I like what he has to say about Turkey.
I'll tell you why those turkeys lost the coup attempt--they're LOSERS! American turkeys are winners, they would have never lost.
They win at Thanksgiving, they make the best drumsticks, and they'd win at overthrowing Islamic dictators. I'm going to make turkeys great again!

by choadwarrior
I love your bag!
Thanks, it's made from recycled airline seats.
It holds all my things...
And thousands of strangers' farts.

by jes_lawson
I had a bunch of dreams. I can't remember any of them except this one :
The Rockford Files theme's first four notes are the same as the Shaft theme.
He's not wrong! We analysed them and found YouTube footage!
Who's the cracker P.I. lives in a mobile home and never picks up his god damn answer phone?

by choadwarrior
What's your story, Spock? You've always been sort of asexual.
It's an unfortunate consequence of my mixed species breeding.
So you blame your parents?
I was unequipped to deal with the hormonal surge of human puberty mixed with the rage of Pon-Farr.
How did you get over it?
Sarek never told me not to jerk off with a Vulcan death grip.

So that thing scans for sexual orientation?
Gaydar was one of the first features Tim Cook added when he released the first iCorder.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

What sort of readings are you getting?
Sulu's gay.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page