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latest comics from people niteowl is following

by Ranger77
3-24-17
I am a US citizen. This is crazy. How does this even happen?
Well, here's the thing...you don't exactly look like the other characters here.
This is bull****. I was arrested based on the way I looked by a postman. A ****ing POSTMAN. It's not right.
Well...I know. But President Trump is a successful businessman and a Christian. I'm sure such a noble man will recognize a mistake has been made.
I'm sorry. Say that again. I think I might understand it better now.
I said President Trump is.... Oh. Um...yeah I'm not really good at social commentary...

by Ranger77
3-23-17
Next question. And make it an easy one. Haven't had my Midol and Vodka today.
Can you confirm that the President has issued an Executive Order to arm Postal Workers and use them to track down undocumented immigrants?
You mean the illegals? Yeah. He did that. No one sends letters anymore. We needed to do something with 'em.
So...you gave them guns.
We only gave them some lightly semi-automatic weapons. "Going Postal" will mean something again! So much winning. Next question.
Do I have to stand next to this Breitbart guy? He smells like cheese and anger.

by Ranger77
3-23-17
"Dear Mr. StickFig, You have undoubtably heard of the new Executive Orders on immigration."
"We have reasons to believe you are not a citizen and as such may be subject to deportation."
"A member of the Postal Service Militia will be contacting you soon." Postal Service Militia? What the hell...
Lemee see those hands, snowflake. I got Elvis Forever stamps and a magazine full of bullets with your name on them...

by evil_d
3-20-17
"123456"
Sorry, your password must be at least seven characters long, and must contain at least one of each of these: a lowercase letter, an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark,
an emoji, a kanji, a kireji, a hieroglyph, a space, a backspace, an onomatopoeia, a chemical formula, a catchy tune,
a line from one of the lost plays of Aristophanes, Donald Trump's adjusted gross income for any year, a verse of scripture from the one true religion,

by choadwarrior
3-19-17
Rock legend Chuck Berry has passed away.
Oh, dear. I should watch a Chuck Berry video to remember him.
Hail, Hail Rock & Roll? Nah.
Give my ass a little kiss. FFFFRRRRPPPP Did I fart in your face? I like to do that?
Best sex tape ever!

by choadwarrior
3-16-17
Sharon called from the hospital. Her mother died and she won't be coming in to work.
OH, NO! What happened?
I don't know.
How come you didn't ask?
I'm a boy.

by evil_d
3-16-17
Son! Someone hacked my face book again!
I keep telling you, Dad, this wouldn't happen if you used stronger passwords. You can't keep using "123456" for everything.
One two three four five SIX? Look at mister fancy pants over here!

by jes_lawson
3-15-17
I'm just leaving this as a placeholder
Go on now, I'll be writing the dialog soon...
Go on now, git outta here, seriously, nothing funny to see yet!

by Ranger77
3-14-17
So this Fairy Godmother gig didn't go well, eh?
Nope. Sucked. Dude they assigned me was a tool.
You didn't...DO anything to him did you?
Well, I didn't exactly hurt him...
Magical. She had Magical tittles. Heh.

by Ranger77
3-14-17
I was actually assigned to be your Fairy Godmother. In that context isn't this whole leering objectifying interaction a bit awkward?
I'm actually here to help you. You keep staring at my breasts. While we are not actually related, as your FAIRY Godmother I think that you...should....
You have an erection, don't you?
You noticed?? You ARE magical!

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