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latest comics from people niteowl is following

by HCRoyall
6-14-13
This place sucks. I can't get any ubernet signal out here!
Well we're here and we can't get a refund so we might as well enjoy ourselves. Find a local to abduct and probe or something.
Oo! Me! Me! Pick Me!
Ugh. Let's just go mutilate some cattle and be done with it.

by choadwarrior
6-13-13
Were you ever a teacher?
Yeah, but I was so bad at it, I had to become an administrator instead.
I'll bet you had a lot of kids who looked up to you.
Only because I was taller.

The new Pope says there's a gay lobby in the Vatican.
I wouldn't know... I've never been there.
But I doubt it's limited to just one room.

by choadwarrior
6-12-13
I need to talk to you about coming in late every day.
I get in at 8:15.
And you're supposed to be here at 8:00.
You're never here before 8:30.
I don't have a ****ty job and boss.

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
Trick or treat!
What?
Trick or treat!
It's June 11th.
Boxers or briefs?
None of the below?

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
Is there a problem, sir?
I ATE THE BONES!
And it's time to go...

For the last time, now, I say you may not be coming in!
by umfumdisi, 6-10-13

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
GROSS! I WISH I'D NEVER SEEN THAT STUPID OLD PHONE!
As you wish...
?
Ooh, an ancient relic from a bygone era. I wonder if it works...

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
NO, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THE WISHES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME.
Fine. Accord-ing to the genie code, you re-ceive as many wish-es as I have ears.
**** ME! I FREE THE ONE GENIE WITHOUT EARS!
Actu-ally, most genies have three ears, thus the num-ber of wish-es. Let me turn a-round so you can speak your wish in my rear ear.

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
SO YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD ANYTHING I'VE SAID SO FAR?
My apolo-gies, young mas-ter...
But I am a tele-phone genie.
SO?
I was read-ing from a script. By the way, are you inter-ested in two bur-ial plots for the price of on-ly one?

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