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by HCRoyall
There once was a robot of red, and "RAAR!" was but one thing he said
He'd plunder your corn-hole until it was torn
And leave you wishing that you'd soon be dead

by choadwarrior
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do gay Latinos crave?

by choadwarrior
You FOOL! Why did you activate the self-destruct?
Buhhh...Because I hate my parents and nobody understands what I'm going through.
You IMBECILE!!!!!! I am the only one who gets to talk emo nonsense and fly off into destructive rages. ME ME ME!
This reboot isn't going to work out, is it?
I told J.J. Abrams that Kylo Ren & Stimpy was a bad idea.

by choadwarrior
I really could use a Thin Mint.
You mean that thing where you snip off the end of a tube of cookies and shove them up your snootch like a stack of rolled coins?
No, I just want a Girl Scout cookie.
I have plenty of Tagalongs.
I've told you before, Noreen, I don't want to hear about the skid marks in your underwear.

by jes_lawson
You uh, fancy a round in Cheers tonight Carla?
Sorry Coach, I'm up on blocks. It'll have to be Gary's Old Time Tavern.
We still get filmed in front of a live studio audience, right?
Evening everybody! Make mine a large one.

by HCRoyall
See son, the trick is to have the rabbit run under the root, go around the tree...
Stick his head in the hole, and you pull the hole tight.
And now that she's tied up, you violate her rectum.
With what? My *****?

by choadwarrior
What is your top priority for 2016?
I'm finally going to focus on my own happiness.
I meant your work goals.
I'm going to stop focusing on your happiness.

The worst part about the dead rising from the grave was that suddenly all Chicago elections were legit.
Man, that Kennedy guy sure stuck it to the Cubans.
Sucks about Texas, but I hear he's gearing for another run now that he's back in the game.
by HCRoyall, 1-08-16

by HCRoyall
Look, I can understand the anger, but this is too far.
I don't even understand how you could possibly beat a man to death with his own skull!
That's what HE said.

by HCRoyall
So I call this escort service and ask for someone kinky. Boy, did they deliver.
She says she wants me to use bacon grease as lube to masturbate while she deepthroats a sausage and I pelt her with eggs and waffles.
I thought you could only get a Continental Breakfast at cheap hotels.

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