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by choadwarrior
9-20-16
OH MY GOD! THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
An accident? Have you run out of raita or do you have a variety of chutneys and nothing to dip into them?
NO! I NEED YOU TO SEND THE POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE! SOMEBODY JUMPED OFF A BUILDING! HE'S DEAD!
Then you must hang up now and dial 9-1-1. You have called the naan-emergency line.

by TheGovernor
9-16-16
After that I started dating a Web browser
interesting
Yeah it was love at first site
So what happened?
After a while she didn't seem to want to connect. We were never on the same page, then when she started using third party plugins again I knew it was over, it's all deleted history now
URL always have Paris

by TheGovernor
9-16-16
I was an objectophilliac for a while
Oh Really?
Yeah I wound up having an affair with an elevator
How did that work out?
To be honest it was a bit of an up and down relationship

by TheGovernor
9-16-16
I once won a major contract with a credit card company in the city to reupholster the offices of their goods reclaimation teams but it went badly
How so?
I accidentally ordered yards and yards of the wrong fabric
That doesn't seem too bad
Well the Repo Cushions were felt for miles around

So I bought a new crockery set online, and they've only gone and shipped it to the Arctic circle by mistake, bah!
Sounds like a case of "buy polar       dish-order"
by TheGovernor, 9-14-16

Isn't it awful that your birthday is on 9-11?
Not if you observe a moment of silence.
by choadwarrior, 9-11-16

Where are the condoms?
Family Planning is in aisle 10.
Butt sex doesn't cause babies, I just want to ****.

by choadwarrior
9-09-16
I ran your dad through a number of verbal exercises to test his speech capabilities and all his responses were similar.
How so?
They were sarcastic.
So he's back to normal.

by choadwarrior
8-27-16
If I barricaded myself in my office, how long could I live off the crumbs in my keyboard?
Not long.
Why not?
It's mostly skin flakes.
I see.
That's the best part, though.

by choadwarrior
8-21-16
You should have gone into politics.
You think?
You could lobby the Pope for birth control.
No doubt.
I'd totally use a condom on that *******.

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