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by choadwarrior
So, either I take my dream job or I accept the counter-offer to stay here for a LOT more money.
Sounds like you have them by the short hairs.
Nobody has those anymore.

by HCRoyall
Me Chinese, Me play joke.
Let me guess, you put peepee in my coke?
No, I **** in your handbag because you wouldn't give me a hall pass.

by choadwarrior
Holy ****! It's me from the future!
I'm surprised you noticed me.
I'm always on the lookout for you.
If you had the ability to travel anywhere in time, wouldn't you go somewhere more interesting than now?
Who fascinates you more than anyone else?
It's great to see me.

by choadwarrior
Hey man, I have some extra weed if you want to buy some.
You realize I'm a government official, right?
So you're a mandatory reporter?
Only for child abuse.
So, you want to buy some weed?

by choadwarrior
Would you say giving birth to me was the most memorable day of your life, mom?
Not really.
Not really?
It wasn't that special.
Not that special!
It wasn't the last time I spread wide for two hands and two feet.

by choadwarrior
Seen any good movies lately?
The Pastry Chick
I haven't heard of that one.
Y'know, she's got a hot dog, but wants a donut...
The Danish Girl?
Spoiler, she ends up with a bad muffin.

by TheGovernor
Hello I'm here to interview for the position of Fortune Teller
Great our last one left due to unforeseen circumstances, I've just got a few questions to ask you
Sure fire away
Where do you see yourself in five years' time?

by choadwarrior
I have to pee so hard right now.
How hard?
I'm afraid to relax enough to fart.

by RedfeatheR
This is my life. Hovering in the middle of nowhere, no one around for miles, in an airtight slap-stink brick-****house. There's bloody-wall-****. I'm not even sure what tha-.. littlehandprints
Nothing to ruin pumping pre-baby batter like the crusting and lumping of post-baby splatter

by choadwarrior
ACK! It smells like a hobo shat a burning skunk in a frothy bowl full of stale asparagus **** in here.
This is the only rest stop for another 100 miles.
I'm afraid to breathe.
Just inhale through your mouth.
How is that better?

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