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by choadwarrior
11-12-19
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
THE MANDALORIAN!
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

by Ranger77
11-06-19
Giuliani has been creeping around here.
I noticed.
I'm a bit concerned.
He's just laying low. He's harmless and not as crazy as he was in the past...
I don't know about peaches!! Rudy G is a friendly bee. Don't talk to Ukraines...just play with trains! No peaches is what a Rudy be!
Can I just tase this guy now...PLEASE??

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

by Ranger77
10-27-19
It's been a rough few months.
Yep. Been a rough couple of years, actually.
We're good right? Still?
You've respected my opinion. You've supported me. You've refused to lose friends who don't agree with you politically. You truly are a stable genius. Perfect!
That was a compliment, I swear.

by choadwarrior
10-20-19
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm kid-proofing the house.
I see.
I'm going to have a three year-old here for the weekend.
Really? Whose?
I haven't decided yet.

by choadwarrior
10-19-19
California has a new law that lets people eat their own road kill.
You know what that means, right?
We're having Homeless Dude tonight!

by choadwarrior
9-21-19
Jesus? Party of 13?
Right here. Hey, it’s been a long day and we are in a bit of a rush. Can you send over a bunch of bread and wine right away?
Sorry, sir, we missed our delivery and are out of both tonight.
Fuck me. Well, we’re all here, so I guess you’ll just have to improvise.
These chips are my body—munch of them. This beer is my blood—chug of it.

My hotel in Italy comped me a full body massage.
From a man or woman?
Short, round, hairy Italian dude.
How did you keep from getting a boner?
I closed my eyes and pictured a short, round, hairy Italian dude.

by DragonXero
8-27-19
So what are we having for dinner?
I made some stuffed mushrooms, homemade mac and che-
Oh my God! You know I hate mushrooms! Why would you do this to me??
Because I thought you might like to try them, and I tried to eat the carrots last night!
Why are you causing all this drama?? I'm going to my mother's! I won't be back in the morning!
She'll be back in the morning. Again

by DragonXero
8-27-19
Here's some stew.
Oh cool, the carrots are pretty big so I can pick through them, thank you!
I have been slaving all day! You don't like my soup!!
No, your soup is awesome, I just don't like cooked carrots. I told you this before.
You just hate my cooking!
Dear lord, haven't we done this before?

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