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by TheGovernor
5-22-15
"RULE 3 DISPLAY YOUR ANGRY AT THE FACT THAT I WON CC42"
YOUR ANGRY? IT'S YOU ARE, WHICH WOULD BE SHORTENED TO "YOU'RE". DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SIMPLE CONTRACTIONS?
WELL THANK YOU MR. PEDANTIC
ACTUALLY I HAVE A FELLOWSHIP DEGREE IN ONLINE FORUM PUNCTILIOUSNESS AND A PHD IN PETTIFOGGERY FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF SNARK
SO THAT WOULD BE DOCTOR PEDANTIC TO YOU

Hello 911, I'd like to report a burglary
Sorry lady, you dialled 611, We deal with Australian crimes only such as Mel Gibson's ongoing career
by TheGovernor, 5-20-15

Was the foreplay good?
Not really.
How many times did you come?
Whoosh... none.
Did I do anything right?
Well... you put the condom on right!

Remember the good ol' myspace, xanga, and AIM days?
Yes I do. Those sites definitely paved the way for people to be more addicted to the internet.
I feel like those places gave a public forum for people to complain about their lives, show off what they've done, and trick people into thinking that they're "deep."
That's true. I'm glad all that "Look at me! I'm important!" stuff has passed.
But...
Hey, can we take a picture together? I don't have a group selfie with a rooster. More likes for me!

by choadwarrior
5-11-15
How much is 12 times 12?
I don't know.
How much is 12 dollars times 12?
$144.
Is there any way you can figure out how many square feet your office building is?
Only if you put a dollar sign in front of it.

by HCRoyall
5-11-15
I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE!
IT BURNS! BURNS! BURNS! THAT RING OF FIRE!
That's the strangest thing I've seen since the guy with the talking manboobs two months ago.
I never understood performance art.

I'm sorry; I thought you were calling for Stuporman.
by evil_d, 5-11-15

by choadwarrior
5-07-15
I should invite Brian & Kelly over for a ****tail.
But if I invite Brian & Kelly, I have to invite Jenn & Mike. If I invite Jenn & Mike, I have to invite Glenn & Mary. Then, of course, there's Carlos & John.
Drinks alone, again.

by evil_d
5-06-15
Starting to think those drugs they give us aren't in our best interests.
I know what you mean. My elbow doesn't "bend" anymore so much as "undulates".
I can calculate the square root of pi but I forget how many four is.
Marty's hair fell out, except for a patch on his back that looks like Britney Spears' crotch.
Taught us how to talk, though.
There is that.

by evil_d
4-24-15
Vote for me for Candy Shop Customer!
Ho ho! You're adorable.
But you don't need to be elected to be a candy shop customer. As long as you have money, you can go right in and buy what you want.
I found out today that you're a ****ing liar.

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