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by HCRoyall
Man, what a rough day.
Yeah, but at least you caught those problems before that plane took to the air again.
Yeah, with all those problems 370's going to be grounded for a while. Thanks for filling out the paperwork while I was getting my tools.
370? I thought you said 730...

So, it didn't work out, eh?
Yeah, in the end I guess we were attracted to each other, but just not compatible.
Like guns and Florida.
Like dancing and alcohol.
Like toilet seats and crabs.
Like Buicks and handicapped placards.

by choadwarrior
Hey! I was just about to come see you. Can we go to your office and talk?
Why not?
Somebody farted in there.

by TheGovernor
God damn it, I just got back from heaven and that was Mickey Rooney, the boss was not impressed
You must have misheard, I'm Jim Hellwig, also known in the Wrestling circuit as 'The Ultimate Warrior', see here's my id.
Ok that checks out I guess I'll be on my way.
Let me get this straight, Mickey Rooney I could understand, but you're telling me you couldn't tell the difference between a professional wrestler and a 93-year-old actor?

by TheGovernor
Abe Vigoda, it's time to meet your maker
You've got the wrong man, I'm.... Mickey Rooney, Yeah Mickey, that's it! IMDB must have our photos mixed up.
My mistake, sorry for scaring you.
No problem Death, happens all the time, like two peas in a pod me and Mick.. I mean Abe.

You're clean, right?
But you probably should have asked before you screamed, "I want your **** in my ass, now!"
Cool...good night.

What should we do next?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why aren't you following me?

by HCRoyall
I'm coming, I'm coming...
Greetings! Our star vessel has run out of fuel; could you direct us to the nearest source of uranium or plutonium?
It was by sheer chance that the gypsy curse keeping Abe alive was dispelled, preventing him from brokering a peaceful contact with the aliens.
Did I come at a bad time?

by evil_d
CUT!! Good job, everybody. This will be the best Law & Order episode ever. Abe, you were great as the dead guy. You can get up now.
Uh, sir... Mr. Vigoda isn't moving.
What commitment! What thoroughness! Can you believe what a great actor this guy is?
Best we can tell, he played such a convincing dead body that even his own heart believed it.
SUCH a great actor!!

by choadwarrior
S'up, Earthman?
I'm sure I had it set to stun, sir.
Human stun?

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