All comics by nootchx

 

by nootchx
1-28-03
It'd be nice if someone could get me down
Hey there pretty lady.
Don't mess with me, I know Kung Fu!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hiya!

 

by nootchx
1-28-03
Father, are you sure you want to save these people?
You want some more, old man?!
Whatever happened to love thy neighbor?
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Thinking hurts, now feel my pain!

 

by nootchx
1-28-03
Finally that heathen has left.
Hello Jesus.
What do you want?
Just came to say high.
Can you get me down?
Sure.

 

by nootchx
1-28-03
These Romans sure did a good job!
Thank you Jesus, come again!
And that's how.....
We saved Christmas!

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively...
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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather....
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Uh, thanks Bill.
WOAH! That was me!

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
Gotta get away. They're after me man!
What was that about man?
They'll never find me here.
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE!

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
What's up Doc?
WOAH! A talking rabbit!
mmmmmmm rabbit
WOAH! The shark just ate the rabbit!
Have you seen my pants?
What happened to the shark?!?!?

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
Are you Dr. Rick Niviera?
YeS, wHy, Do, YoU aSk?
You're blocking me in. I'm going to have to ask you to move your vehicle.
OkAy, oFfIcEr.
WoAh, ThAt, WaS cLoSe!
I sure could go for a nice BLT right now. mmmmmm bacon mmmmmmmm.

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
THE DOOR IS AJAR. THE DOOR IS AJAR.
Will this guy move already? I'm about ready to bust some skulls.
WoAh! HoW cAn ThE dOoR bE a JaR?
Damnit, I'm getting real hungry!
THE DOOR IS AJAR. THE DOOR IS AJAR.

 

by nootchx
1-29-03
I tHiNk ThE rOaD iS MeLtInG!
I kNoW! I'lL pUt It In ThE jAr!
AAH!
Sir, will you please close your door and move your car?

 

by nootchx
1-30-03
*stumble*
*fall*
ouch!
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by nootchx
1-30-03
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by nootchx
1-30-03
Take me to your leader.
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Don't just stand there, take me to your leader!
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I can't take this bullshit!
Oops!

 

by nootchx
1-30-03
Take me to your leader.
My leader is in the heavens above.
No, that's Bob up there, he's just a dunce.
If you're looking for the President he's in this house here.
Thank you, have a nice day.
If you need any help or guidance, please look to Jesus.

 

by nootchx
1-30-03
Are you the leader?
Do you have an appointment with Mr. Bush?
Is Mr. Bush the leader?
Well, no not really, but he is the President.
The strangely dressed Earthling outside told me that he was the leader.
That's just what we tell the public. Mr. Bush isn't really capable of being the leader.

 

by nootchx
1-30-03
Well then, who is the leader?
I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Are you aware of the fact that I could vaporize you right now.
No, not really, but I am now!
Will you tell me who the leader is?
Err....

 

by nootchx
1-30-03
The leader! Who is it?!!!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
ARRRRRGGGHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I hate this fucking planet.
mmmm banana, something I know that I won't choke on!

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