people nuveeeeena is following
AccentuateNegative, AtheistDiary, attitudechicka, Bazilla, BlazeAway, boinky33, boorite, Chi_The_Cynic, choadwarrior, dcomposed, EvilZak, Externalization, Fud, ivytheplant, jes_lawson, kaufman, knkx, lukket, Matchbook_Romance, mmyers, niteowl, PhreakyChinchilla, possums, r2_d2, Ranger77, retard, SilverPhoenix, Spankling, thochaos, umfumdisi, UnknownEric, Waste_Of_A_Sniper, WTF_mate, wutangtony, xxausrottenxx
latest comics from people nuveeeeena is following 
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk? | |
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| Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? | |
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| No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! | |
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| Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked. | |
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| I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind. | |
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| Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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| Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down. | |
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| It's Sfaff Appreciation Week! | |
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Deputy David March, LA Sheriff's Dept
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| The deputy’s mother, said, “I know my son’s heart and I believe in his heart he would forgive this man for what he has done." | |
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End of Watch April 29, 2002
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| Mom, if I'm ever gunned down and left to bleed to death on the street... | |
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Killer sentenced to life in prison, 2007
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| Please know that the last thing I'd do is forgive the ******* who did it. | |
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| Ah, here's a posting on Monster.com for a job I could do. I'll just click "Apply Now", and ... | |
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| Please continue this application on the company's web site. | |
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| Sonuva*****. All right, I'll type all my résumé info in triplicate AGAIN. JUST FOR THIS ONE ****ING POSITION. | |
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| Sorry, your password is not secure enough. | |
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Five minutes and six password attempts later ...
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| Ah, success! Oh, wait, I have an e-mail! | |
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| Thank you for registering at (companysite). For future reference, here is your password in plaintext. | |
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