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| I tried to get a license plate that said "♣ SEALS," but they wouldn't let me have it. | |
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| I know! They don't use the club symbol. | |
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| What were you trying to get? | |
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| I'd get a personalized license plate, but the only symbol available is the heart. | |
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| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
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| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
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| I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website. | |
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| Oh? And have you made one today? | |
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| I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now! | |
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| Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"? | |
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| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
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| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
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| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
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| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
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| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
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| want to hear how you die? | |
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| ...so the bartender says, "Don't look at me--I'm not Ted Koppel!" | |
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| HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha hahahahaha ha, ha! | |
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
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| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
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| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
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| See the kind of **** you stir up when you act like an *******? You really are a ****ing *******, Billy. | |
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| I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% ****, ****, and **** ****-a-doodle-doo sorry. | |
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| Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE??? | |
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| NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!! | |
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| Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM? | |
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| SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo **** a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes. | |
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