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| What does the Universal Declaration of Human Rights mean to you? | |
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| It means I get to wear my baseball cap tilted at an angle, because I have the right to proudly display my douchebaggery! | |
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| It means I get to leave room for cream in my Venti Latte, and I have the right to super size my value meal for only $.59 cents more! | |
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| So I guess being a pre-programmed corpora-slave consumer-bot is the only human right worth declaring? | |
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| Well, human or robot. They're both pretty much the same these days. | |
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