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by choadwarrior
4-19-20
I just want to let you all know I've come down with a cough so I will be self-isolating...
I'm sure this is probably just a cold, so I don't want anyone referring to me using the C-Word...
I also don't want any rumors starting that I have Coronavirus.

I suppose I should point out that you don't have to see all the rolls of toilet paper in a COSTCO customer's cart to know they don't get enough fiber in their diet.
by choadwarrior, 3-14-20

by choadwarrior
2-16-20
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
What?
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

by choadwarrior
1-26-20
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
Helicopter?
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by choadwarrior
1-20-20
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Yes.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

by choadwarrior
12-30-19
Rampart, we have a 50 year-old male complaining of chest pains. BP is 180/100, pulse is 120, Respiration is normal.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Rampart, I have a possible rabies victim. Patient is frothing at the mouth, weak, and hallucinating.
10-4, 51, Start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.
Doctor, Roy and Johnny are calling in a decapitated body that has been incinerated beyond recognition.
Have them start an IV of D5W with Ringers Lactate and transport.

by choadwarrior
12-25-19
Now that all the presents are delivered, what are you going to do for Christmas, Santa?
Same thing everyone else does...
Go over to a relative's house...
And **** a cousin on a pile of coats.

by choadwarrior
12-07-19
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

by choadwarrior
11-12-19
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
THE MANDALORIAN!
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

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