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| I tried to get a license plate that said "♣ SEALS," but they wouldn't let me have it. | |
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| I know! They don't use the club symbol. | |
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| What were you trying to get? | |
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| I'd get a personalized license plate, but the only symbol available is the heart. | |
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| Man, nobody will buy us any booze! | |
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| I know exactly what to do, man. | |
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| Go get a bucket of water and Mary and Joseph's son... | |
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| Imma turn this **** into wine! | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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| Hi Jim, welcome to heaven. | |
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| I'm in heaven? Can I meet famous dead people here? Like Jimi Hendrix? | |
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| Sure, they're all over the place. | |
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| How bout Kurt Cobain? Jim Morrison? Adam Yauch? | |
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| MCA's in the back, cause he's skeezin' with a *****. | |
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| This is... ONE! STEP! BEYOND! | |
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Doo-doo-doooooooooo, doodoododo dodo...
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| pickitup, pickitup, pickitup... | |
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| So let me get this straight, you had 5 cats, 3 gerbils and a raccoon over. You ****ed the raccoon in the ass, while the gerbils blew the other cats. | |
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| Then you shat on the gerbils, who then ran around in another cat's ass, while the other 4 cats ****ed on each other. | |
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| What the **** do you call this? | |
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| I need you to give me an update on the budget. | |
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| I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here? | |
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| If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day. | |
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| Why should I pay you more when I don't have to? | |
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| I'll throw in this coffee cup. | |
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| Are you allergic to any medications? | |
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| What happens to you when you take penicillin? | |
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| I break out in a whole-body rash. | |
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| The drug the doctor prescribed for you doesn't have much penicillin in it. | |
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| During your recovery, you should avoid alcohol. | |
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| The word "avoid" means "try not to if you can help it," right? | |
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| Also, you should avoid any heavy lifting, exertion, or strenuous activity. | |
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| Oh, I won't do anything like that. | |
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