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by pukebreath
7-09-09
I wish I had X-ray vision. I'd be staring at your huge floppy **** right now.
It's huge alright but it doesn't flop anymore.
No flop to the ****? How you gonna have a **** that don't flop.
The flop and my ass crack got married and their baby started ****ing all over my face.
So you were all like 'I'm a Wizard! Let's fly to Lick My Buttsville!'
No it was more like 'Hey, I love it when my butt get's all itchy and I wipe my ding **** in the garbage!'
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