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by punknUSA
7-09-04
Dude, who are you voting for?
Uh, Not Bush!
In prision...
What are you here for?
Prostitution, you?
Voicing my opinion in America.
Wow, you're bad!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
1988...
REAPER, LETS POSSES SOME HUMANS AND JOIN THE CIA!
Ha ha ha, ok.
OK, NOW REAPER, I ORDER YOU TO PLACE A BOMB ON PAN AM FLIGHT 103, AND WE'LL BLAME IT ON THE LYBIANS. HA HA.
Ha ha ha, ok Satan. yeah, blame it on the Lybians. No one will doubt that WE'RE in the CIA!
So, what moron put the bomb on bored?
They say it was the Lybians...

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
Dude, What are you playing?
Come on, come on!
Dude... what the hell are you playing?
NO! I died!
I told you to shut the hell up when I'm playing Final Fantasy!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
Why isn't God answering my prayers?
Tell me what you are trying to pray for and I'll pray it as well, and then we'll see what happens.
It just takes a stronger faith.
Dear God, Please kill Bush.
...Why am I a skeleton? Where the hell am I?
Welcome George! I have been waiting for you.

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
An angel in hell...?
Uh... Isn't there something wrong with this picture?
Yeah, why the hell do you get the sword?!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
I wish someone would tell me what they think about my comic strips...
hmm...
They suck dude.
Read my sign fat ass. I was talking to the people on stripcreator.com
...

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
A continuation of "The Pessimist" by me.
Why do you hate America?
Why are you bald?
This man needs hair!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
I wonder if what my preacher said was true... is the end really near? Is there really a heaven and hell?... what's on t.v.... WOW! OH MY GOD!
Well, world, the end is finally here and thousands have dissappeared. Could the Bible actually be true after all this time of everyone doubting?
Back to you Bob...
So Satan, how do you plan to talk over the world?
I will make you all love me and then all your lives will suck. Fuck you Bob. *smiles at the camera*

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
Both are laughing even though these damn pictures don't show that...
Hey Kathy, here's one for you, Why can Jesus walk on water?
I don't know Bob, why?
Because shit floats! Ha Ha Ha
Ha ha, *Hem hem* oh, are we on the air?
Not laughing anymore.
Anyways, in later news...

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
Hey, how did we switch seats? Anyways, I have one for you Bob... what's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
I don't know Kathy, what?
A picture only takes one nail to hang it. HA HA HA!!
Ha HA HA! Funny!
Kathy, Bob, You're on...
Dammit! We did it again!
Today President Bush made an ass of his self again by...

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
O terrible polluted skies, For government to gain. For treeless mountain sufferings, Below the bombed down plane! America! America! How dare you say you're great, Taking the lives of innocent, You...
... say you do not hate. O terrible for pilgrim feet, Whose stern impassioned stress, A thorough farefor freedom beat, Across the wilderness. America! America! Your freedom has a flaw, Why is thy...
... soul not in control nor Liberty in law? O terrible for heroes proved in Liberating strife, Who more than self their country loved, And mercy more than life. America! America! They died for us to..
... live, But look at the government today and how they do not give. Our horrible corrupted dreams, Our fears fall on deaf ears, Bloodstained flag and its tearing seems, Oppressing all our peers. ....
Dont ask, I just wanted to do something different and get a point across. I think I accomplished both goals...
America! Capitalia! God cries, Bush leaps with glee, The blown up man in Afghanistan, This nation God save thee.
*tear tear* Thut wiz sa beetyfull!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
ok, really. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Dammit, it can't hear me because of the big fucking feet-ears. Screw this comic strip! I'm going home!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
If you don't get it, then you know you're not perverted.
Damn! For a little guy you have DISTANCE! What were you thinking about dude?
Aw, that was a relief!

 

by punknUSA
7-09-04
oh! wow, that's a big...
yeah I know!
What were you thinking?
You should see it explode!

 

by punknUSA
7-11-04
Attention: IRS, Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for...
hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the...
overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...
HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A satisfied taxpayer

 

by punknUSA
7-11-04
Dear Federal Aviation Administration:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman.
No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales. Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this?
At your service, William Jefferson Clinton

 

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7-11-04

 

by punknUSA
7-11-04
Just in... a plane full of politicians has crashed into a local farm. The owner of the farm, by mistake, buried all passengers thinking they were dead.
Steve is now with Farmer Jack. Steve...
Thank you Kathy. Now, farmer Jack, explain to us why you buried all those politicians.
Well, they, er, they were dead.
They were ALL dead?
Well, some of them SAID they was alive, but you know how those politicians lie.

 

by punknUSA
7-11-04
What would you like?
7 shots of tequila.
what are you celebrating?
I've just had my first blowjob.
Oh, just so you don't think I'm anti-gays, I just thought this was funny... no intention of insulting.
Wow, that is an event worth celebrating, let me buy you another.
thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.

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