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How'd you like it, Randolph?
Randolph..?
Aw, c'mon, Randolph... Haven't you ever had your ass sucked out by an elephant before?
First................time.

by Lord_Vodek
1-22-17
For $150 bucks you get the whole experience
I don't know, aren't you a little young to be a hooker?
You don't want her she doesn't have the experience I do
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids
She's got a point

by atomiclunch
1-22-17
So, it's president now, women's rights are dead as are environmental protection and health care. Doesn't it make you crazy?
Meh. It's not going to happen as fast as he thinks, plus it's going to take a little time for the resistance to build up steam. Ultimately, I think we'll be alri -
WAAAAAAAAA!!! *SPLUTCH!*
Hey! This is a one-way street and you're going the wrong way!
This is ANARCHY! Society is breaking down! We're all gonna die!

Lunesta® Ted® visits the big city...
HONK!! HONK!! HONK!!
BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!
I'M SLEEPWALKING HERE!!!!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-22-17
Listen Tooms, I expect my woman to be an angel in the kitchen and a ***** in the bedroom!
Be careful what you wish for!
But that evening at dinner...
Honey...I'm home! How bout a kiss?
Touch me and I'll lop off yer pecker, you homo!
..and later, at bedtime....
So I got a little V.D. and aids! Nobody's perfect!
Tooms was so right!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-22-17
Watching the Million Women March...
" It's time we women woke the **** up..."
Rags? Who is this tired old blonde headed bag giving this speech?
Heck d_bacon...that's "Madonna"!
During makin_d_bacon's nightly prayer
...and Lord, please clean up your mother's foul mouth. Amen!"

by Makin_d_bacon
1-22-17
You must be clueless! You actually plan to go out like that AGAIN? You look like a $5 hooker! Even the kid next door thinks so.
Why would you say THAT?
Yo, neighbor *****! How's about letting me "Tea bag" ya for $5?
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So "tea-bagging" has nothing to do with tea? No way!

by russman
1-22-17
Did you see SNL last night. That sad show that nobody watches anymore sang a nice song about Obama.
I watch it only to see what they say about you. Girls no ones ever heard of singing about a loser, Who cares?
That's right. With all his celebrity friends, that's the best they could come up with.
Yep. I can't wait to here the singing when you leave office.
She didn't just insult me did she? I'd hate to have to fire her.
God, I can't believe I said that. It'll be OK, he's way to stupid to take it has an insult.

I can't handle the political correct-ness at this school!
I mean, they won't even teach the children the letter N here because of the "N-word". But, what about the "F-word"? Or the "C-word"?
Or the "B-word"? Or the "S-word"? Or the "A-word"? Or the "T-word"? Or the "P-word"? Or the "V-word"? Or the "D-word"? Or the "J-word"? Or the...

Are you the new football coach?
No... Science Teacher.
Oh, sorry... I was confused by the word, "COACH" written on your shirt.
It's an acronym.
What does it stand for?
Coach. Duh-uh.

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