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Ow! Ow! Ow!
Let that be a lesson to you!
How can it be a lesson if I have no idea my you tae kwon do'd my nuts?
Search deep inside the recesses of your infantile mind and only then will you understand the consequences of your actions.
Wait... Is this because I left the light on in the front bathroom???

by arbi
today i took a sick day, mostly stayed in bed with a cold. went to the bank, deposited $800, bought a newspaper.
the mechanix didnt call, this site is being slow while i type, i took brian to the place that does $10 oil changes, i watched a show with tommy about a zombie realtor played by drew barrymore.
peas in mushroom broth, cheese omelet, yogurt, strawberry bug juice. tommy complained but ate it. later we had a beer.
and she does burry more.
it's 9 pm, maybe i'll get up and make dinner.
12:08 am. another day, another gunshot going off in the hood.
tomorrow i must remember my 1:30 dental appointment. can't sleep. aware of teeth. blogging.

by russman
You are so lucky to be in the presence of pure genius.
That's me. Livin' the dream.
When the throng arrives your job is to allow them to be close to true beauty but don't let them put their grimy hands on it.
Can you tell me what the picture is supposed to mean.
I could, but it's not something someone with your limitations would be able to understand.
I'm so glad I brought cheese puffs for lunch. I think I'll share them with the throng.

by atomiclunch
Okay Yeller, you like that bone? Good boy!
So, you get that and I don't put you down. Now you just need to do me a favor.
Hey! No tooth dragging! We had a deal!
rrrrrrrrrr *PTUI*

by Makin_d_bacon
When I say "NOW"...flip the switch! Raise your hand if you have any questions?
This is extremely high voltage! Are you absolutely sure now?
SHIT! You just couldn't wait, could ya?
Did I flip it too soon?

by Makin_d_bacon
Before the battle....
Here come the Ninjas....
...of good & evil for battle!
Fuck you, ass-hole! I'm gonna chop off your head & **** down your neck!
That may be the outcome but I will fight with honor to bring glory to our Lord!
After the battle.....
They musta switched outfits!
Yeah, switched outfits. That's the ticket!

by Makin_d_bacon
Am I in trouble?
You wet the bed again Timmy. What do you think?
So are YOU gonna punish me or is Dad?
I believe it will be your father as he always says the punishment must fit the crime.
So, you like wetting the bed, do you boy?
Why can't he just spank me?

by Ranger77
Steve Bannon will heal this country. That's all I have to say about that. Next question?
Can we talk to him? Maybe an interview will soften his image?
An hour ago....
The smell I like the most is that of a woman's inner thigh when she screams in anger against a man who threatens her self-esteem while holding a six pack of Klondike bars. You can't. He's busy.
How about that that HUD guy? I hear he spends the day watching Jefferson's reruns on Netflix....

by Ranger77
Steve, help me out here. I'm having trouble defending you. And you don't look well. Are you sick?
The snowflakes and cucks are meaningless when you see blood so dark it appears black, run freely over the Master Equation of Righteousness.
Yeah THAT ****. You gotta pull back bro.
I ate a live parrot this morning. It sang songs of misery and dispair in my throat as it died in glorious ecstasy...

by arbi
friday i filled the dumpster again, mostly with broken tvs, and tommy and i went to a fiesta at the mexican restaurant across tthe street.
sunday i cleaned 3 kitchen cabinets and spent $34 at dollar general but otherwise got nothing done. planted some coriander and some flower bulbs that were probably dead.
monday i expect to hear if the car is fixable. it was a $600 car and i got a years use out of it. i'm being offered a $600 minivan i haven't decided on.
tuesday i go to the dental school. they want to yank out most of my teeth for dentures. havent totally decided yet, but that's the plan. i still have a least a week before my new job.
sweet potatoes sauted in chinese restaurant oil with white pepper, vanilla yogurt for desert.
so maybe i can make some progress on house cleaning and mail sorting.
there's one more cabinet i could go sort. this is me avoiding tackling the 4 boxes of mail that need sorting. sorted that cabinet and the spice cabinet. now midnight.

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