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by raspy1
8-05-04
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."
"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?" ... "She hit me with her bag of quarters!".
boooooo!.....*hisssss*

 

by raspy1
8-14-04
Buffy babysits for a new family
I hope these guys have cable!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
F%*J@)^S{
That was the 3rd girl today.
Cool! At this rate, we'll be done with Mom's babysitter list by Tuesday!

 

by raspy1
8-14-04
We join Jaque Klewless as he searches for fame and fortune...
Remember, we are looking for the ever elusive Jellyomushydangle, nobody has ever seen one alive in the wild!
Uh oh... I gotta poo!
It is said that it only comes out the first week of June every third year..
What the hell is that SMELL?? That's it, I'm outa here...Whew!

 

by raspy1
8-17-04
Wapner Bros Presents...
Ehhh, what's up doc?
Be vewy, vewy, quite! I'm huntin wabbit's! huhuhuhu
Rabbit's huh? well, I think I saw one over there doc!
Is that a wabbit?
Don't move a muscle you!!
Here we go again...

 

by raspy1
8-17-04
8:30 AM
Why is that chipmonk staring at me?
Is he going to bite me?
Maybe I better not move!
5:30 PM
This is going to be a looong day...

 

by raspy1
8-17-04
We are gathered here today...
Dearly beloved...
What a trip man...
This is heavy dude!
What goes next? Man am I stoned!!
...Maybe not.
Where did Tommy go?
I'm outta here...

 

by raspy1
8-19-04
Hey son, feel like a game of poison the neighbor?
Sure pop, I'll go get the asswipe!
"Add 3 tsp arsenic and stir well"
Watcha readin there Mr Mortis?
Damn..
RIGA! I asked you NOT to get in any trouble while I was at the embalming seminar! just LOOK at this mess!

 

by raspy1
8-19-04
Morticia Hasn't spoke to me since I killed the new neighbor..
I think once I get all of these body parts buried she'll calm down
Ever since she started watching "Oprah", she's been getting all sensitive and shit!

 

by raspy1
3-20-07
Mark's first trip to the stripclub
I wonder what the strippers are going to be like?
I better get my piggybank
You have to put ten dollars in their underwear
Will you accept ten dollars in rolled quarters?
What an idiot

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