I see there's cigarette smoke escaping from your buttocks.
...this is all I have to offer.
Why, yes there is... I'm a giant cigarette. Are you blind behind those stupid cop-shades?
I'll go ahead and act like you didn't just call me blind... But still, you can't be smoking here. And it's really bad, especially for someone as Anorexic and frail as you.
There truly is NO moral to this story.
Umm, okay. Still, I'm a big cigarette... I smolder like this all the time. Are you trying to oppress me because I'm a Newport?
Whoa! Just calm down now, sir! I had no idea you were black! Go back to loitering and stinking up the place.