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by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
...striving to create the dumbest comic ever...
Hi Mr. Bloated Police Officer!
I see there's cigarette smoke escaping from your buttocks.
...this is all I have to offer.
Why, yes there is... I'm a giant cigarette. Are you blind behind those stupid cop-shades?
I'll go ahead and act like you didn't just call me blind... But still, you can't be smoking here. And it's really bad, especially for someone as Anorexic and frail as you.
There truly is NO moral to this story.
Umm, okay. Still, I'm a big cigarette... I smolder like this all the time. Are you trying to oppress me because I'm a Newport?
Whoa! Just calm down now, sir! I had no idea you were black! Go back to loitering and stinking up the place.

 

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
There's a loose moral here...
I love Tai Chi!
I love trashcan...
What are you doing?
I love trash can so much, I fear I must kill it.
...Tai Chi is not a replacement for the love of a trashcan.
You could maybe be a touch less dramatic... and try Tai Chi on for size. It's totally awesome!
I suppose you're right... will Tai Chi help me to feel better about putting this nail in your head?

 

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
The moral...
Hey there... I'm exceedingly lame, but I'd like your digits anyhow.
If I don't look, maybe this knob will go away.
I cannot control what comes out of my mouth sometimes... Hibbidy hoobadie-floobadoob jibby-jam-jam Afghanistan!!! Ahem!...The ladies seem to love it.
Did he say Afghanistan?
...If you're really dumb or extra weird, do not try to pick up the ladies. They will hurt you.
Sorry about that... I seem to have gotten spittle on your shirt.
Is it okay if I just punch you in the face?

 

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
The moral...
Freaky sex... green hair... tattoos... scars... one tooth... so freakin' hot!
Hey you hot, blue stick figure... you lookin' for some action?
What do you charge for a Bohemian Rhapsodomy with a Dirty Sanchez, followed by a Donkey Punch and a Monroe Transfer?
Well, typically, that'd be $200... but this week I've got the clap, so now it's only $75.
...Know your social diseases.
Sweet... sounds like a bargain! Time for slappin' them skins!... but what's the "clap?"
Forget I mentioned it... let's go before you figure it out.

 

by redneckpimp4187
2-06-05
The moral...
I hate you so much, Pounder. I am going to kill you with this hammer.
That's totally awesome.
Sometimes I project my anger on other people, when I am really angry at me.
You have really got to switch to decaf.
...there isn't one. PEN15 just has a hammer fetish.
But I am still going to kill you with this hammer.
Make it quick then... Cunt.

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