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You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here...
Not really.
Oh.
Well, this is awkward...
I once showed up to a S and M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
"...nor World War Z..."
"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Hello?

Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me?
You know I'm armless, yes?
Of course!
So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag...
Pretty much.
OKAY!!

What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return.
But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch?
A used tampon.

Hold still, please...
What are you looking for?
Germs.
You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS??
Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks!
???

Oh, yeah...
Ram it. Ram it hard!
First time watching gay quad****dic-amputee porn, bro?
Yes.

Are you sure you can cut me out of this can without accidently snipping off my balls?
YES.
WELL, MAYBE.
ARE BALLS IMPORTANT TO HUMANS?

I wake up to find a note my wife left on the fridge that says, "I'm tired of you not working. I'm going to go live with my mother."
Does she actually believe kitchen appliances can read? Besides, I opened the door and the Boone's Farm was still cold!
What a stupid ****.

Thanks for coming to my dorm room, Jamalia...
I hope I didn't give you the impression that I'm going to have sex with you.
Of course not!
Then, why did you board up your bedroom door in less than twenty-three seconds?
Well, just in case you did decide to have sex, I'm sure you'd like to have a little privacy, yes?

Can I tell you a secret?
I guess...
I'm not wearing any underwear.
Oh.
Now tell me a secret...
I like whacking off to instruction manuals.

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