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| You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here... | |
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| I once showed up to a S and M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD! | |
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"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
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"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
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| Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me? | |
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| You know I'm armless, yes? | |
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| So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag... | |
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| What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return. | |
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| But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch? | |
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| What are you looking for? | |
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| You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS?? | |
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| Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks! | |
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| First time watching gay quad****dic-amputee porn, bro? | |
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| Are you sure you can cut me out of this can without accidently snipping off my balls? | |
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| ARE BALLS IMPORTANT TO HUMANS? | |
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| I wake up to find a note my wife left on the fridge that says, "I'm tired of you not working. I'm going to go live with my mother." | |
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| Does she actually believe kitchen appliances can read? Besides, I opened the door and the Boone's Farm was still cold! | |
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| Thanks for coming to my dorm room, Jamalia... | |
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| I hope I didn't give you the impression that I'm going to have sex with you. | |
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| Then, why did you board up your bedroom door in less than twenty-three seconds? | |
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| Well, just in case you did decide to have sex, I'm sure you'd like to have a little privacy, yes? | |
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| I'm not wearing any underwear. | |
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| I like whacking off to instruction manuals. | |
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