What's up man? I thought you didn't want to start drinking before noon anymore.
We're making an exception today. You remember the girl I showed you a picture of.
The one sucking some other guys dick. Hell yeah.
So we had plans last night. First she shows up at our work an hour early, tells the boss I have to leave so we can check into our motel room.
Awesome. What did he say?
He says I better go. I think maybe I'm fired. One piece of good news though. There's probably some guy getting a pic of me getting a blow job right now.