I hope you are proud of yourself. Letting your Mom think you spent the weekend with Dez.
I did go see her after work Friday. We got along pretty good.
If you call hearing about the old boyfriend and then being told that she doesn't remember the first time you slept together because you got her so drunk she blacked out good. Then sure.
Well
And don't get me started on that ugly slut you spent Saturday with. You better go soak that dick in Clorox.