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by HCRoyall
10-06-16
Aaaaaaaand done!
When does he come to life and **** us?
Jesus FUCK, man. I'm just a snowman, not one of your ****ed up Japanese horror pornos.
Seriously, dude. Get out more.

by Injokester
8-16-16
So a Mormon, a Jehova's Witness and a Catholic walk into a bar, and they say:
Bartender, I come to you from the Mormom Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Jehova's Witnesses, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Catholic Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
And the bartender says:
No! I am Spartacus!

by HCRoyall
5-31-16
So anyway, I was about 17. My right side was numb and I was having trouble talking...
Kind of like now?
...and that's my professional opinion, but maybe you should see someone other than a coroner...
...and after a long, soul-searching journey I realized the cure for butt cancer was inside me all along!
The cure for butt cancer is a blocked artery in your cranium?

by HCRoyall
5-27-16
Now insert me gently into your anus...
Ummm... the **** just happened there? You said "This reminds me of this time when I met a talking crab" and spaced out for 30 seconds.
That reminds me of that time I thought I was having a stroke...
What time? Right now?

by HCRoyall
5-18-16
You wouldn't believe what just happened to me.
Did it involve a transgender midget, the Second Coming of Christ, and Tom Cruise admitting he's gay?
No...
Then I probably WILL believe it.

by HCRoyall
5-18-16
You wouldn't believe what just happened to me.
Let me take a guess...
Yes, Mel Gibson! Punish this alien with water!
Actually, we were pretending he was Kevin Costner in Waterworld and he was wearing a French Maid outfit.
Don't care! Not listening!

by HCRoyall
5-17-16
You wouldn't believe what just happened to me.
Probably not.
Well, not with that attitude you won't.

by HCRoyall
5-17-16
You wouldn't believe what just happened to me.
You spent the last 15 years telling some joke about rotor turbines?
What the **** are you talking about?

by HCRoyall
5-05-16
With Kasich and Cruz now suspending their campaigns, Trump is now the Republican candidate for President.
With Sanders still behind and most superdelegates against him, it looks like it will be Clinton facing Trump this November.
What are you drinking to forget?
America.

by HCRoyall
4-29-16
8 PM
1 AM
8 AM

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