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by The_young_scot
12-21-10

by The_young_scot
12-21-10
http://inception.davepedu.com/
I have buried my **** as deep in your ass as physics will allow!
NO! We must go DEEPER!
Father, I am going to marry a well to do dairy cow. Oh how I love her so!
I cannot approve of this wedding, for you see... I am lactose intolerant!
I opted out of the full body scanners, and after a vigorous TSA cavity search, when I fart it sounds like...

by The_young_scot
12-20-10
Excuse me miss, I find you ravishing and would love to ravish you. Can I have your phone number?
No
UGH!
Cigarette?

by The_young_scot
12-15-09
... and all I could see in front of me was a bunch of big black *****s
Jamie that doesn't sound work appropriate, what are you talking about?
I uhh was practising German... "Der Bunch of das Blogen Dil Dosen"
Oh that's fantastic! How much German can you speak?
About 12 inches

by The_young_scot
6-05-09
Uh, hi there! I'm here to talk to you about Jesus
Oh, I'm kinda busy at the moment
I see, well how about I leave you this pamphlet and come back at a more convenient time?
I abhor the written word, I find the very notion to be an affront!
Um... is there anyone else I could talk to?
My family were killed in a freak spelling accident

by The_young_scot
6-05-09
I had the strangest dream last night
Oh I can beat it, I assure you
I dreamt that I was the fourth judge on X-factor
I dreamt that I was being trained as a ninja to fight off an invasion of French royalty impersonating Alien Zombies
Where are you going? DON'T START WHAT YOU CAN'T FINISH, *****

I wish I could quit being so serious
by The_young_scot, 9-11-08

by The_young_scot
9-08-08
Hey man, what a ****ing day I've had
Why didn't the Tampon smile?
...what?
Because he'd had one hell of a bloody week!

by The_young_scot
7-10-08
Daddy! Can I have the new "Kung-Fu Katie" dolly?
No sweety
But Daddy! I've already saved up the money and-
I said NO! ****!!!!!!! That's it! I'M DIVORCING YOUR MOTHER!
20 years later
...and that's why I never let you get close to me...
My God, Kung-Fu Katie was a ****! I'M DUMPING YOU FOREVER!

by The_young_scot
4-26-08
Tom, we're thinking of doing a podcast, to illustrate how our company helps out in the Jewish community
Ok
We'd like you to come up with a name
The Jewcast?
Hrm, no. We need a name that brings to mind the history of Jewish people
The Holocast?

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