The Dawn of the Saber Toothed Tiger

Author: seanator

Date: June 20, 2011

by seanator
6-20-11
One fine day...
MasterBotter4000, living in the year 2331 sucks. Plastic surgery has been completely perfected.
Isn't that a good thing?
Last night, I went out with someone who turned out to be 83 years old! She didn't look a day over twenty!
I thought I smelled death on her, she even offered me a butterscotch.
But I didn't know for sure until I broke her hip.