Everything Burke knows he learned from japanese porn.

There is definitely someone somewhere just like this guy.

by seanator
6-02-09
One fine day...
Panic and chaos has taken over downtown LA as a monster ravages the city. We have reporter Mike Smart on the field. Mike?
It's just horrible here, Bob, It seems a monster has been OH MY GOD HERE HE IS!
AHHH AHHH AH-*GULP*
FOOLS! Don't they know they just need to have sex with it?

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