Everything Burke knows he learned from japanese porn.

There is definitely someone somewhere just like this guy.

by seanator
One fine day...
Panic and chaos has taken over downtown LA as a monster ravages the city. We have reporter Mike Smart on the field. Mike?
It's just horrible here, Bob, It seems a monster has been OH MY GOD HERE HE IS!
FOOLS! Don't they know they just need to have sex with it?

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