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by bigworm
8-04-19
In case any other cop questions you about the missing placenta, and they ask you what you had for dinner... what's your answer?
I had a big plate of yeast casserole and frozen yeast for dessert sir!
Excellent! I'll take 1/2lb of the P.cent. and a 1/4lb of her daddy's peanuts.
With or without ****?
With. Now go home and wash your tongue!
I knew I forgot something!

by bigworm
7-23-19
I implore you! Fire has never been my...
I vote 'No burning in hell'.
I vote 'No burning in hell'.
I gotta go get some marshmallows, be right back!

by bigworm
7-23-19
Bill...tell the judges and the audience if you're willing to apologize.
Hell ****ing YES!!! Of course I am!!! A bunch of times... whatever they want??? I can start right now...
Bill, you are alone on the stage now. Please turn and face the juges.
Bill?
I'm turning, I'm turning. Jus' gimme a minute.

by bigworm
7-23-19
Our host this evening has won the 'Bill Clinton' Celebrity Look Alike Contest 1 out of 3 years in a row... let's give it up for..... BILL 'LEFT WANTON' CLINTON!!!
That's incorrect! Hillary was 'wanton', not me.
But with others than yourself, am I not correct Bill? Thus leaving you 'wantin'?
Ah! I see where you're going with this! I was indeed left 'wantin'. Bu... bu... I got 'wanton' with Monica, so yeh, I was both. Ask Monica!!!
Please calm down. You're a little confused right now, but the judges have heard your answer. You dont want to burn in hell forever more... do you Bill?
Ummm... *pssst! blink once if the answer's yes! PLEASE, I beg of you!!!*

by bigworm
7-13-19
I've been a monk in a few different places, and I'd really like to be a monk here.
What Order of Monks are you coming from?
Order?
Yes, Order.
Ummm... Pecking Order?

by bigworm
7-13-19
I would like to join your brotherhood.
What Order are you leaving?
The Brotherhood of Long Lived Farmers.
For what reason have you left the company of those Brothers?
They all died.

by bigworm
7-12-19
*WHEW*!!! Glad to get that bubble off my head. I called because I uh... I need to know that you love me, that's it!
Gotcha' gotcha' gotcha'! Maybe something like a little smite upside the head?
Ehhh... not really! That's more like ...showin' how much you care about me.
Yep, you're right about that! Let's see now...How about I have yer scrawny ass nailed to a cross???
Well, I think millions would think of that as the way you would prove your love for them, but I don't know about me.
Thank you Jesus!!! I'm goin' with it. It's proof for them that I love 'em and since you're my son, I don't care if you believe it or not!

by bigworm
7-12-19
I'm here!!! I'm here!!! What's your call about??? OVER! You call me then you're gone for 20 minutes!!! Then you ask me about Satan!!! WTF's that **** about???
Satan's poop?
I'm gonna' go with "Satan's poop..." that's my final answer.

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.1' to 'Trinity Pt.2' Do you read me? Come in 'Pt.2'. Come in 'Pt.2'.
*whistlin' dixie*
Alrighty then! Is that you Dad? Come in 'Trinity Pt.1' Radio not working...STOP! Are you hanging out with Satan AGAIN?... STOP!

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.2' calling 'Trinity Pt.1' Do you read me?
Not well as you should already know. Please put on your 'Interstellar Telephonic Headset' which you should already know is recquired for long distance calls... OVER!
*whistlin' dixie*

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