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by bigworm
7-10-19
Damn!!! This is where it's at!!! Mormon afterlife with our own planet!!!
Dude! I'm a Southern Baptist.
Oh right!!! What was I thinkin??? Gimme a minute... YES! I get it!! I get me some wives plus a servant upgrade!!!!
Uh oh.
Hey! I need another beer, okay? I mean... you know... when you gotta' FREE moment! LOL!!!

by bigworm
7-10-19
Have you been doing...
SHHH!!!
No, really! Have you been...
SHHH!!! LISTEN!!!
smoking crack?
I heard something!

by bigworm
7-10-19
I am sorry to have cut you in half. I will never raise my katana again.
Well, my genitals and anus were big problems for me, and you made it so I don't have to deal with them anymore...
No ass means I'm gonna save a ton on toilet paper! Extra cash... Ka-Chink!!! HELLO WHORES!!!
But you don't have...
I know! I'm just a roach now...

by bigworm
7-10-19
I'm not reading you. Keep trying.
Okay, I think I'm getting it...OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO!!!
What is... "TOO MUCH SQUIRT?"

by bigworm
7-10-19
"You've"... uh... "always wanted?" go ahead...
ung... *whipper hand...flipper fingers* guuuuung uh uh.
to... what?... to who? OH!!! "You always wanted to..."
eengaaa... *whippy... flippy... wristy doo doo* arnggg gurey gurey!
to... "suck Andrew Dice Clay's ****?"
yippeee ka ching... yangurang!!!!

by bigworm
7-10-19
I don't speak 'GaySign', but go ahead.
WOW!!! You just said a mouthful!

by bigworm
7-09-19
I used to try and figure out ways of keeping Ivanka outta' my pants, but nothin' worked...
...so I started paying her as a young adult not to suck my ****! What a financial disaster that's become!
Last year she double dipped six figures!

by bigworm
7-09-19
When I compare Melania to Ivanka in terms of who sucks **** better... well...
Melania complains and needs a lot of prompting and cajoling... Ivanka demands payment...
...which she never did as an infant.

by bigworm
7-09-19
Okay, so let's say some ***** says I ****d her. I request a meeting with the judge. Melania and I meet with the judge in his chambers.
I get a call and excuse myself. I return in 10 minutes, hand Melania a couple wet-wipes, and ask the judge if the ***** has a case. He says "What *****? What case?"
We laugh, and I'm on my way!

by bigworm
7-09-19
Okay, so let's say some ***** says I ****d her. I request a meeting with the judge. Melania and I meet with the judge in his chambers.
I get a call and excuse myself. I return in 10 minutes, hand Melania a couple wet-wipes, and ask the judge if the ***** has a case. He says "What *****? What case?"
We laugh, and I'm on my way!

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