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by shortlong
5-19-20
Amish in 2042 A.D.
Welcome to Amish Dave's House of Pretzels, may I take your order?
You da mutha****as dat don't use 'lectricity, right?
That's right, all of our pretzels are proudly made from scratch by hand using a brick oven, a tradition for over 100 years
Dat's what I'm talkin 'bout, I'll take 69 o'dem tasty pretzels
Great, that'll be $18
Aw'right, what's your bitcoin address?
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