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by fuzzyman
7-06-10
So, Tobr, I understand that you want to join the Priesthood.
YES! TOBOR WISHES TO LIVE A LIFE OF HUMBLE PIETY!
I see. Well, before you enrol in divinity school, let me be frank. If you aren't a virgin, you can't be a priest. And you must take an oath of celibacy.
OH. IN THAT CASE, NEVER MIND. TOBOR HEARD THERE WOULD BE MUCH CORNHOLING.
Just kidding. Meet me in the confessional in tenminutes.
I'LL BRING THE CHIPS, YOU BRING THE ALTAR BOYS.

by fuzzyman
9-14-09
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
That's not the reason I hate you. I hate you because you smell like baloney that's been out in the sun too long.
Well, technically, any time out in the sun is too long for baloney.
Did I tell you that I also hate you because you're a worthless pedant?
Speaking of which, did you notice that Fuzzyman is back?
Don't change the subject, smelly baloney girl.

by fuzzyman
11-23-07
THIS JOB THING IS NOT WORKING OUT, GABE!
Maybe you're just not a people person. There are lots of jobs you can do at home. Or you can start a business of your own!
LIKE WHAT?
I don't know. Check the Internet. I don't care as long as you come up with the rent!
Later...
THANK YOU FOR CALLING 1-900 TOBOR. TOBOR WILL ******** YOU NOW, FOR ONLY $3.99 PER MINUTE...

by fuzzyman
1-03-07
Go ahead, stick it in there, matey! Me eye socket is hungry for your metal man meat! Arrr!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE. TOBOR CAN ********, NOT EYEHOLE.
What's that? You're going to impale me eye on your gangplank of love? Hoist the mizzen!
ENOIUGH! NO EYEHOLING, JUST CORNHOLING! TOBOR QUITS!
Come back, me hearty! If ye want to shiver ye timber up me poop deck, that's fine with me!

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
Look, I feel sorry for you. One of our actors called in sick today. I'll give you a chance to fill in for him.
OF COURSE. TOBOR CAN ******** ON COMMAND. WHAT IS THE FILM?
It's called Butt Pirates of the Carribbean.
PERFECT!
Later...
YOU WANT TOBOR TO WHAT?
Stick it in my eye socket! Arrr!

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
Well, Mr. Tobor your resume is impressive but I'm afraid Superkink Studios doesn't do adult films with robots.
WHAT, TOO KINKY EVEN FOR YOU?
Not at all. You're not kinky enough.
COME AGAIN?
We just finished filming Lesbian Dwarf Transsexual Fatties Anal Bukkake Explosion. Robots are kinky, but not superkinky.
AH.

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
So have you come up with your half of the rent yet?
NO, BUT TOBOR DOES HAVE AN INTERVIEW TODAY!
That's great! What type of job is it?
HERE, CHECK OUT THEIR AD.
"Are you willing to do ANYTHING on film? HARD UP for cash? Then we have a job for you at--"
"-- SUPERKINK STUDIOS!"

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
WOW, TOBOR NEVER KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY KINDS OF JOBS.
See, I told you looking through the want ads wouldn't be so bad.
CHECK THIS ONE OUT. SWF, 28 5'3" 112 SEEKING TO RECEIVE DOGGIE STYLE ANAL FROM WELL-ENDOWED MALE. NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
Those are the personal ads, not the want ads!
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE WANTS SOMETHING.
Right. What's the phone number on that one?

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
I'm not going to ******** the landlord to pay your half of the rent. If you don't have the money then I guess you'll just have to get a job!
HA! HA!
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

by fuzzyman
12-31-06
Tobor, old buddy, we need to talk.
WHENEVER YOU CALL TOBOR "OLD BUDDY" YOU WANT SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT, GABE?
Well, this is the third month in a row you haven't been able to come up with your half of the rent.
OH, THAT. WHAT IF TOBOR JUST ********S THE LANDLORD AGAIN?
That won't work this time. He says that he "longs for the natural feel of a real man."
THAT MEANS IT'S YOUR TURN, DUDE.

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