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Are those all our bills?
I'm trying to figure out how we're going to send both kids to college, help them get their first cars, and save for our retirement as well.
Is it possible?
Maybe. But we'll have to convince our daughter that she's a lesbian.
Why?
That way we don't have to pay for a wedding.

Stand.
Sit.
Kneel.
*garble*

Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel.
Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel.
I just had the weirdest dream that a priest was yelling our names at an old woman, Stan.
Neil, it was a bad dream. Now go back to sleep, lover.

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
Jack Reacher.
JACK REACHER!
Jack Reacher.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk?

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do?
No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!!
I'm gonna get LAID!

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
How was your ride?
Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked.
I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind.
Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful.

Yo mama is so stupid
the only time she uses her iPad
is when she's menstrating.

Now that I'm the only person left on Earth, I'm so conflicted.
This is the first time in my life when there has not been a huge line just to get into a public bathroom...
but now, there's no one to go in with me.

Where have you been? I haven't seen you around lately.
I went to Chris Kelly's funeral.
The rapper from Kris Kross?
Yeah. It was open casket but you could not see his face.
He died of a drug overdose. There was no reason they would have to cover his face.
They didn't. He was wearing his casket backwards.

Can I help you?
I'm collecting money to help stop domestic violence. Would you care to donate a dollar?
I'm sorry, but not today.
But it's only a dollar.
I know, but the answer is still no.
LISTEN LADY, IF YOU DON'T DONATE A DOLLAR TODAY, I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN! UNDERSTAND?

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