All comics by sk11

 

by sk11
10-29-06
jesus makes his move
if u giv me a blowjb ill let u into heaven
yeah, ok
well, wtf ru waiting 4?
the 5 bucks ure gonna pay me
god damn fkin a-rabs
fs jesus, dont b racist just cus ure broke

 

by sk11
10-29-06
Yahweh commands his people
Kill them! Rape their young virgin girls! Steal their stuff! Destroy their temples!!
holy shit, our gods a f'king psycho!
shhh, he might hear you!
lol

 

by sk11
10-29-06
In a future where atheism has taken over
dad?
yes, son?
who were the christians?
ha ha ha, they were weak cowards son. We wiped them out because they wouldn't give up their beliefs and morals.
lol, stupid f'king christians!
lol, now go to the bathroom to watch your mother undress while I rape the family dog. Damn, I love being an atheist!

 

by sk11
10-29-06
A homeless man asks for help
Please spare some change sir, I haven't eaten anything today.
The christian reaction
Oh dear lord, you poor man. Here, let me buy you a hot meal and find you a place to stay.
The atheist reaction
lol, look at that f'king loser! FU loser!

 

by sk11
10-29-06
Mohammed addresses his followers.
Bring forth the infidels.
We can't.
Why do you defy allah's apostle?
We ate the infidels.
lol, you guys are f'king crazy.
lol.

 

by sk11
10-29-06
Buddha says his farewell.
My time here is almost at an end.
Oh no O lord, don't leave us.
I must - I am dying, but fear not for we shall meet again.
But can't you do anything, all that time meditating, all that wisdom, can nothing be done?
It is not possible, for I have dysentery, an uncurable ailment.
omg wtf, you're gonna shit yourself to death? lol sucks to be you.

 

by sk11
10-29-06
Two Americans meet a buddhist.
dude, check out that dumbass buddhist, they're such pussies dude.
lol dude, I bet I could totally kick his ass and he wouldn't do shit about it .
wussup fag?
hidden dragon pouncing tiger kick!
holy f'king shit dude!
I got pwned dude, this sucks!

 

by sk11
10-29-06
Hey, American, I do deal with you, I trade my 9 year old daughter for auto, you want?
No way raghead. But, tell ya wut, go ask that guy over there. He might be interested.
So, you will give me good auto with a/c and also 500 dollars?
Yes, that's right.
Hmm, these Americans are not so bad.

 

by sk11
11-02-06
Concerns arise in an everyday conservative American suburb.
OMG, those dispicable sadists who made that ungodly and violent video game, which I threw out, are at it again!! Their new piece of trash shows CHILDREN committing violent acts, can you imagine?
Oh my lord, the horror! I had to take away my Jimmy's video machine when my pastor described how unchristian it was because it encourages violence.
In tonight's news: the sustained US-led aerial bombardment of key Iraqi targets is thought to have resulted in an estimated 14,000 civilian casualties. Bush describes the operation as a success.
Wooo yeah, USA, USA, USA, oh yeah!! Thank GOD we have a republican president!
I just don't understand it, I took away all of his video games, his computer and his cds but he still gets into soo much trouble and fighting. I don't know what more I can do.
Wow, it's a total mystery. Are you sure he doesn't have any black friends?

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