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by kaufman
10-07-14
I WENT TO THE DOLLAR STORE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT A PENCIL
EEEEEEEEE!
IT'S VERY SHARP AND HAS AN ERASER ON THE END!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
As the water cooler begins cracking ...
AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY FINGER TO PICK BOOGERS OUT OF MY NOSE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by kaufman
10-07-14
I CAN NOW CALL OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE PHONES.
Is that what you can do with them?
Maybe we should get some. Then she could call us.

by kaufman
10-07-14
THEY JUST OPENED A CELL PHONE STORE DOWN THE STREET.
OOOOOOOOOH!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
AND I BOUGHT ... A PHONE!
WHEEEEEEEE!
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!

by kaufman
9-24-14
I'd like to thank Richard Dreyfuss for coming on the show today, and now I have a surprise for my studio audience. I want each of you to look under your seat...
.... and you will find your very own GREAT WHITE SHARK!
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!
*urp*

by kaufman
9-10-14
Congratulations on winning CC 588. That comic was one of your best.
I know. No bigger losers than Congress, and I managed to pun all 535 of them in one strip.
It was hilarious. Just thinking about it gives me a Boehner.
Wait, what did you say?
I said that just thinking about it gives me a ...
FUCK! Of all those losers, how could I have forgotten Mr. Orange Sunshine himself? I'm ruined! I'll be disqualified! AAAAUUUGGGH!!!

by kaufman
9-06-14
You know, I dropped eight tabs of acid at the party last night.
I'm seeing deformed giant hallucinations coming out of my carpet, and I'm talking to them.
You do that every week. Everyone knows that.
Ah, but did you know I have a handkerchief here to match your tie?
Cool!

by kaufman
8-15-14
Hey, Max, what's with all the barking today?
Oh, you know how I like rolling in and eating deer poop. You're always teasing me about it.
So? Are you trying to call Bambi over or something?
No, nothing like that. My human promised me a fresh supply as long as I kept barking.
Earlier ...
WOOOF! WOOOF! WOOOOOF!
I'm telling you, if you keep barking, I am going to get you neutered!

by kaufman
8-02-14
People wonder why I had my hordes rampaging across Asia, laying waste to everything in sight.
My wife's like "Genghis, ever since you quit drinking, you've had some serious anger issues."
I tell her, I'm hardly angry. In fact I'm doing just what they said, taking one steppe at a time! ... THANK YOU, I'll be in Minsk next week.

Stake my wife, please.
by kaufman, 8-01-14

by kaufman
7-30-14
This movie is implausible. The odds are astronomical that a waterspout would go over the most shark-infested spot in the ocean and then continue to a crowded city.
More likely in the real world, it would pick up more common sea life and then follow the paths that tornadoes traditionally take.
Emma, did you paint the trailer green last week?
No, Clem, I think the storm last night musta dumped a ****load of algae on it.

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