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by kaufman
With only four reindeer to pull my sleigh, we can't have Christmas this year, Blitzen. Any idea where Comet and Rudolph and Olive and Dancer and Cupid and Prancer are?
Uh, I don't know. Did you look under your boot?
And why are you guys calling yourselves the Donner party anyway?
I guess "Vixen" just sounds too silly.
And HEY, why are you looking at me that way?
Do you have any idea of your protein content?

by kaufman
Hello, Discount Superheroes R Us? I want to rip off the Vatican as payback for what a priest did to me when I was young.
We'll send someone right over!
Hello, good citizen! I'm Doesn't-Hear-The-First-Two-Letters-Of-Every-Word-Spoken-To-Me Man. What can I do for you?
Cheat Rome!

by kaufman
I've been diagnosed anorexic.
And I just found out I'm dyslexic.
I don't want to eat
You are so frusrdteat,
Wihle standerunding me takes on ompyltexic.

by kaufman
A fight prop that gyrates and whirls ... Is about to run over some squirrels.
My attention span's lacking, The next panel's blacking ...

by kaufman
Hi mom.
Look at you! Have you put on a few pounds?
360 days a year:
And don't forget to be sure to get some exercise. You need to stay in shape!
Ok, I will, mom.
But on the eve of the big snowstorm ...
For god's sake, don't shovel the driveway yourself. You'll kill yourself! Find someone to do it.

by kaufman
I'd like a Big Mac, a medium fries, and to drink just a glass of water ...
Sorry, all we have is leaded.

by kaufman
Did you hear Glenn Frey died?
Oh no! What happened?
They said it was a combination of rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis and pneumonia.
Bummer. I hadn't heard about the arthritis and the pneumonia ...
... but I can't be surprised about the other factor. There was always that warm smell of colitis rising up through the air.

by kaufman
The Big Short was one of the most thought provoking films of the year. It reminds me of Waiting for Godot.
the truth is like poetry ...
That's the one where the characters spend all their time wiaitng for this Godot dude to show up, and he never does. This one was kind of like the same.
and most people ...
I kept waiting to find out who the title character would be. Herve Villechaize? Billy Barty? Verne Troyer? I guess we'll have to shell out for the sequel to find out.
... hate poetry.

by kaufman
Hey Vic, are you in here? Vic ? Where the hell are you?
I'm in here, coach!
Well, come on, get the hell out of there! It's your turn to bat. And stay out of the damn labyrinth!
I can't! My zipper is stuck to the wall!
I don't believe what I just saw. Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Wertz's fly was somehow caught by maze!

by kaufman
I'm going to be frank with you. It's the holiday season, and everyone wants that special something.
But if you see a deal that looks too good to be true, it probably is.
So if someone offers you a pre-release copy of "Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Says Fuck It and Goes Back to Bed", don't buy it. It's a fake!

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