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by kaufman
See you later.
Bye. Last one to leave the site, turn out the lights.
Hey, how are you doing? What have you been up to all these years?
Getting a haircut and a beard trim. It was a lot of work for them.

by kaufman
There's nothing quite like having medical professionals performing unspeakable indignities on you.
Did your "prep" go well?
Oh yeah. Who knew my bathroom wallpaper was so fascinating, I could stare at it for hours?
Good. The doctor will be sending a robotic device up the length of your large intestine.
Great. Robots in my butt. The guys at stripcreator would love that idea.
Luckily, these things still give me the opportunity to do what I do best. Yes, this really happened (paraphrased).
Hey, what's that smell? Something in here smells really nice today.
Uh, did I misread something? I'm here for a cologneoscopy, right?

by kaufman
Hi Brenda, oh my god, you look terrible! What happened?
I was shopping for a fur coat this afternoon. I tried one on, but I guess it wasn't dead yet. The coat attacked me. I couldn't breathe.
I thought I was done for, but suddenly tis guy came in, poked at the coat, and distracted it enough that it went after him and I could escape.
You are so lucky! Who was that brave man who rescued you?
I don't know. Some Rodeo Drive clown.

by kaufman
In honor of Black History Month, we pay tribute to James Wilkens, who reformed the idea of Leap Year as we know it.
Nobody cares about February 29th, and it's so confusing, coming only every 4 years.
He came up with the idea of ditching February 29th. Instead, now every four years, we have two February 14ths. A double Valentine's Day! A lover's paradise, who wouldn't like that?
I wuv you!
I know. You told me that yesterday.
Ok, besides this guy. And millions of others like him.
nobody wants to go out with me i'm all alone and i get this rubbed in my face for another whole day why me why?

by kaufman
In January, 1973, American League owners passed rules changes without anyone actually proofreading them. Three months later ...
It's opening day at Fenway Park, the Yankees versus the Red Sox.
Two outs, bases loaded, top of the first, and Ron Blomberg's coming to the plate, about to make history.
Blomberg calls time, and he's ordering all the Jewish fans removed from the stadium to be sent to concentration camps.
I can't believe they ratified that Designated Hitler rule.

by kaufman
Ready, here we go, final verse...
o/` On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten ladies dancing, Nine lords a-leaping,
Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Nothing at all, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

by kaufman
Oh drat. I need gas.
What's it going to be? Regular? Premium? Diesel? E-85?

by kaufman
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the convention center?
Sure. Go down the road to your third right, then follow it around the big curve, taking an immediate left, go a quarter mile to another left, then just past the ...
Hello, welcome to the conference.
I'm glad to be here, but where are all the men?

by kaufman
Heh heh heh heh!
What are you in for?
Tory statue ****.

by kaufman
I finally cracked the Nazi code. Let's see what they're saying. B-E-S-U- ...
This could turn the whole war! It says "Be sure to" ...
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine? Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a *****! The Krauts have been wasting our time with spam.

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