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by kaufman
7-07-15
DAMN!
What's the matter, honey?
Is it that letter? Did you get some bad news? What's it say?
It says ... "Boop."
Boop?
Yeah. Some of these play-by-mail Pong players are REALLY tough.

by kaufman
6-28-15
This is a very exciting day. In just a few moments, the New Horizons spacecraft will send back the first close-up pictures from Pluto!
Will you look at that! The strange, distant, unclassifiable member of our solar system and ... What's that down there? Can you zoom in please?
It looks like ... a sign.
ABOUT TIME YOU MADE IT HERE. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? --SECRETARIAT

by kaufman
6-27-15
Welcome to Eocene Park! Here you will see real live creatures from 50 million years ago. Creatures like the eohippus, the forerunner of today's horse!
An eohippus? WOW! What did you do? Get some of its DNA from fossilized mosquitoes and clone it and bring it to life?
Don't be silly. That stuff only happens in fantasy movies.
Oh.
No, we accelerated it to within a few miles an hour of the speed of light, and thanks to relativity, 50 million years had elapsed by the time it got back to earth.
Whatever. We have a lawyer with us. Can the eohippus eat him when he takes a dump?

I'm sorry, Caitlyn, but your, er, transformation does not qualify you to win the prize.
But the ad said ten million dollars to anyone who could demonstrate a method of human re-Jenner-ation.
by kaufman, 6-03-15

by kaufman
5-21-15
Where do you think you're going young woman? You did not finish everything on your plate.
But I don't like pizza crusts!
Didn't you hear? A man is accused of murder because he didn't eat the crust of the pizza he got while holding his victims hostage, and the police found his DNA.
From the pizza crust?
That's right. Now finish your pizza, and then you can go kill Daddy and Johnny.
I love you, mommy.

Boo!
No, YOU suck.
by wirthling, 5-16-15

Congratulations on being named the Worst Elvis Impersonator of 2015!
Thank you. Thank you a lot.
by kaufman, 5-15-15

by kaufman
3-18-15
Yes, Captain, this is definitely the end of the rainbow, but I am not detecting any life, nor am I detecting any pots of gold.
LepreCHAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

by kaufman, 3-17-15

by kaufman
3-05-15
Holy ****. Earthupials!

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