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by kaufman
1-31-15
In honor of Black History Month, we pay tribute to James Wilkens, who reformed the idea of Leap Year as we know it.
Nobody cares about February 29th, and it's so confusing, coming only every 4 years.
He came up with the idea of ditching February 29th. Instead, now every four years, we have two February 14ths. A double Valentine's Day! A lover's paradise, who wouldn't like that?
I wuv you!
I know. You told me that yesterday.
Ok, besides this guy. And millions of others like him.
nobody wants to go out with me i'm all alone and i get this rubbed in my face for another whole day why me why?

by kaufman
1-17-15
In January, 1973, American League owners passed rules changes without anyone actually proofreading them. Three months later ...
It's opening day at Fenway Park, the Yankees versus the Red Sox.
Two outs, bases loaded, top of the first, and Ron Blomberg's coming to the plate, about to make history.
Blomberg calls time, and he's ordering all the Jewish fans removed from the stadium to be sent to concentration camps.
I can't believe they ratified that Designated Hitler rule.

by kaufman
1-15-15
Ready, here we go, final verse...
o/` On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten ladies dancing, Nine lords a-leaping,
Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Nothing at all, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

by kaufman
1-01-15
VROOOOOOOM!
SPUTTER SPUTTER
Oh drat. I need gas.
What's it going to be? Regular? Premium? Diesel? E-85?
E-85, PLEASE. THIS CAR HAS A CORNHOLE.

by kaufman
12-30-14
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the convention center?
Sure. Go down the road to your third right, then follow it around the big curve, taking an immediate left, go a quarter mile to another left, then just past the ...
** SYMPOSIUM ON THE DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN THE SEXES **
Hello, welcome to the conference.
I'm glad to be here, but where are all the men?

by kaufman
12-10-14
Heh heh heh heh!
What are you in for?
Tory statue ****.

by kaufman
12-08-14
I finally cracked the Nazi code. Let's see what they're saying. B-E-S-U- ...
This could turn the whole war! It says "Be sure to" ...
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine? Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a *****! The Krauts have been wasting our time with spam.

by kaufman
12-05-14
0/` DAAAAAA-DUMM DAAAAAA-DUMM
DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM
DADA-DAAAAAAAAAAH

by kaufman
11-26-14
Nice car, Q. What does that button do?
Be very careful, 007. When pressed, this activates a dental floss dispenser.
And who do I have the pleasure of being rescued by?
My name is Labial Chlamydia.
Before you kill me, Goldfinger, will you at least tell me about Operation Grand Slam?
Of course, Mr. Bond. I take you to Denny's for breakfast. What did you think it was?

by kaufman
11-17-14
There you are! Thank god, I was so worried about you. Where were you all weekend?
In the shower shampooing. The instructions said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat", so I did, until the bottle ran out. Speaking of which, I've got to go.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT CVS
I need a gallon of shampoo.
Already? Honey, you just bought one two days ago.

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