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by kaufman
Hey, Max, what's with all the barking today?
Oh, you know how I like rolling in and eating deer poop. You're always teasing me about it.
So? Are you trying to call Bambi over or something?
No, nothing like that. My human promised me a fresh supply as long as I kept barking.
Earlier ...
I'm telling you, if you keep barking, I am going to get you neutered!

by kaufman
People wonder why I had my hordes rampaging across Asia, laying waste to everything in sight.
My wife's like "Genghis, ever since you quit drinking, you've had some serious anger issues."
I tell her, I'm hardly angry. In fact I'm doing just what they said, taking one steppe at a time! ... THANK YOU, I'll be in Minsk next week.

Stake my wife, please.
by kaufman, 8-01-14

by kaufman
This movie is implausible. The odds are astronomical that a waterspout would go over the most shark-infested spot in the ocean and then continue to a crowded city.
More likely in the real world, it would pick up more common sea life and then follow the paths that tornadoes traditionally take.
Emma, did you paint the trailer green last week?
No, Clem, I think the storm last night musta dumped a ****load of algae on it.

by kaufman
You're bloody crazy.
No, just lazy.

by kaufman
I'm so hungry I beta could eta whole lambda and omega slice of alfalpha pi, and here I am omicrons from a cow. Iota eat it right now.
So thetas my idea for a nu end of the world psi-phi film. Zeta hit in your opinion, or am I miss-sigma mark?
They'll love it around the Great Lakes, places like Chi-cago and Upsilon-ti. Xi tauld you before, epsilon rhoad to getting kids and their gammas to both like it.
The movie took off like a Delta jet from Bangor to Encino.
If there's a letter I did forget, I'll buy you a kappaccino.

The perception of color is nothing but black translated through the fourth dimension. You can always step forward or back in time to a point where all the color is sucked away.
Translation: This is the last time I let Stevie Wonder vet my comic before I submit it to a contest.
by kaufman, 6-27-14

Being abandoned in deepest space allows one to ruminate on the human condition, much as Coleridge must have felt when he dreamed up the pleasure dome of Kublai ...
by kaufman, 6-23-14

by kaufman
Doctor, what happened? You look terrible.
Toughest Caesarian I ever performed. It turned out they were conjoined twins.
Yes, halfway down. Everything from the intestines down was one body, and everything above it was two.
So they split at ...
It was the first time I'd ever seen a triodenum!

by kaufman
Nyet, Nyet, Nyet, ****ing NYET!
What's the matter, Pyotr? Another rejection?
Da! Those nyekulturni critics wouldn't know a good overture if it hit them over the head. I swear, one more nyet and I'll shoot up all of St. Petersburg.
Oh, come on. I'm sure the next one will be well received.
Really? Do you know how many rejections I've had? 1811. That's eighteen hundred and ****ing eleven!

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