Egad! The nuclear radiation has caused the local squirrel community to mutate into giant killing machines. Luckily, they also developed the self-respect to put on some pants.
A bewildering chase ensued..
Come back here you humanoid chum gargler!
I say, these squirrels are unnaturally clever as well!
After much running..
Phew! I made it! He'll never get through this squirrel-proof door.
Tickled I am at your shiny baldness. Welcome indeed to my love hutch.
