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| I'm surprised we haven't seen more famous people here in Cancun. | |
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| Wait a minute, those two look familiar. | |
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| Having a drink over there? Oh yeah, I think she's Bonnie Parker. And he's ... | |
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| ... Adolf Hitler! I wonder what they're doing here. | |
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| They must be on vacation. | |
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| For the last time, now, I say you may not be coming in! | |
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| GROSS! I WISH I'D NEVER SEEN THAT STUPID OLD PHONE! | |
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| Ooh, an ancient relic from a bygone era. I wonder if it works... | |
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| NO, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THE WISHES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME. | |
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| Fine. Accord-ing to the genie code, you re-ceive as many wish-es as I have ears. | |
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| **** ME! I FREE THE ONE GENIE WITHOUT EARS! | |
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| Actu-ally, most genies have three ears, thus the num-ber of wish-es. Let me turn a-round so you can speak your wish in my rear ear. | |
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| SO YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD ANYTHING I'VE SAID SO FAR? | |
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| My apolo-gies, young mas-ter... | |
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| But I am a tele-phone genie. | |
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| I was read-ing from a script. By the way, are you inter-ested in two bur-ial plots for the price of on-ly one? | |
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| So, are you like some kind of genie? Do you grant wishes? | |
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| My name is not Jean-ie, and I do not grate fish-es. | |
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| No, I freed you from that device. Now you grant me three wishes. | |
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| Free dish-es? What do I look like? A wed-ding shower? You'll have to speak more loud-ly. | |
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| Be-cause I have feet for ears, dumb-ass. | |
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| Greetings, hu-man. I have been trapp-ed in-side that infernal de-vice for over 30 years! | |
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| 30 years? That's not very long. | |
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| Think of it as try-ing to log on-to AOL via dial-up in the ear-ly 90s. Loooong time. | |
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| AOL? Dial-up? You speak in riddles! | |
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| Net-scape. Ask Jeeves. Earth-link! | |
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| Ooh, an ancient relic from a bygone era. I wonder if it works... | |
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| Man, there's so much dust on this thing. Guess I'll have to clean it off first. | |
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