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| One more look and then I'll send it in. | |
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| Dear Abby, I'll be traveling to Europe next month, and I hear you need an adapter to use American devices over there. | |
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Things you never see in the newspaper
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| My question for you is where can I find a European adapter for my butt plug? | |
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| Oh my god! You're baseball commissioner Bud Selig, aren't you? | |
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| Listen. I would really like to take you home right now and feel you inside my *****. Will you come with me? | |
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| Sure. Do you really think I'm that hot? | |
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| Are you kidding? Hell no! I just think you're the ultimate douche bag! | |
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| And there's this white whale. | |
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| Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight? | |
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| Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it. | |
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| Why, you ****ing *******. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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| Hey Luke, do you know how to spell "ejaculating?" | |
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| E-J-A-K ... hmmmm... I'm not sure, John. What do you need it for? | |
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| Oh, I've got a deadline in 20 minutes to turn in my gospel, and I just need to fill in the part about the time he was ejaculating pretty thunderously. | |
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| Oh yeah. That was ****in' hilarious. You NEED to put that in. | |
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| Well, I'll just write "Jesus w.e.p.t." Everyone'll know what I was talking about. | |
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| Mom, can you check if the mail came? | |
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| I checked ten minutes ago, and it hadn't come. What is it you're so impatient about anyway? | |
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| A piece of wood. I'm due for this month's board. | |
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| A piece of wood? Jesus, why does that interest you so? | |
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| Just look at this thing I'm nailed to, mom. It looks like a ****ing T. Eleven more pieces and I can finish my swastika. | |
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