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by spiderland
4-24-01
The Set-up
Why are you wearing underwear, Circus Dog Joey?
rarrf...grrrr....rarf
The Execution
Have you ever seen 'The Last Temptation of Christ?'
The Punchline
I thought it sucked.
Fuck you, Jesus.

 

by spiderland
4-24-01
Look, Naughty Hell Bird, look upon the green pastures of Wisconsin
The beauty of the waters of Nantucket Bay
My loneliness is killin me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind, give me a sign, hit me baby one more time.
The wonderousness of the Arizona de...blah blah blah...

 

by spiderland
4-25-01
Look, Naughty Hell Bird. Gaze upon the lush green pastures of Wisconsin.
The picturesque beauty of Nantucket Bay.
Jenna Elfman!
AH!!!!

 

by spiderland
4-26-01
Hey JC, how's it hanging? Get it, hanging?
PPPPOOOOOOFFFF!!!
Fuck you, Jesus.

 

by spiderland
4-26-01
The setup....
Hey, Jesus, I'm a horribly deformed, filthy leper. How's about healing me or something?
No.
Meanwhile....
1001110101010111...!
10111??.... 01100!!!!!!!!!
Back at the ranch....
My ears fell off so I had to use my filthy, rotting feet.
Look pal, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. Now fuck off.

 

by spiderland
4-26-01
C'mon, I'm a nasty, dirty leper with feet in place of my ears. Please help me before I put myself out of my horrid, rotting, filthy misery.
Look, are you deaf or something, pal? Go take a long walk on a short pier.
(sigh)... la de de..nothing but a g thang baby..la de da

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