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by HeuristicsInc
4-20-10
Studying for Italian class...
Ok, translate "I was able to speak" into Italian.
Umm, "Ho potato parlare".
No, that should be "potuto".
You say potuto, I say potato!

by HeuristicsInc
9-21-09
That was quite an accident. Do you know how it happened?
Yes, Officer... I think it was my fault.
Why?
I was following a motorcycle too closely... I was trying to read his bumper sticker, but I rear-ended him.
What did the bumper sticker say?
"Share the road with motorcycles."

by HeuristicsInc
8-21-09
Welcome to the library.
Whew, I'm glad I found you. I had to use 'Google' to find a library.
What kind of book are you looking for?
Something on how to use Google.

by HeuristicsInc
8-21-09
So I was walking down the street, and this guy yelled, "Duck!" So I said, "What?"
I think I can see where this is going.
Yeah, a steel girder nailed me in the head. I was in the hospital for a week.
Oh, that's nothing. The other day a woman said, "Deer!" So I said, "What?" And her husband decked me.

by HeuristicsInc
3-20-08
Meanwhile...
Good news, El Lagarto! Mr. Superamazingwonderfulman is toast, and the authorities fell for your cat ploy!
Ha! Nobody ever suspects the cat!
Actually, everybody always suspects the cat. They just assume that the cat's doing evil things for the heck of it.
Good thing I hired that cat to do my evil bidding, then! My secret plans will be safe.
Incidentally, can't you rent a better supervillain hideout then this bathroom? Most of the stalls don't even have doors!
No, sorry, Miss Secretary. I spent all of the rent money on the cat. This hideout does have plenty of seating, though.

by HeuristicsInc
3-17-08
After the death of Mr. Superamazingwonderfulman...
Whoa, what should I do now?
Sharkfist! The city needs your help! You're our only hope! You're the only superhero left!
Yes! Now is my chance to prove my worth as a superhero! First, stop the bombs from exploding!
Then I can find out where they're coming from and stop the villain who's launching them!
This'll be great! I'll be the hero of the city, and -
Never mind. We figured out what the problem was - this cat was walking on the keyboard of the computer in Missile Command.

by HeuristicsInc
3-17-08
Watch and learn while I singlehandedly save the city, by -
He did say his skin was only *almost* invulnerable.

by HeuristicsInc
3-17-08
The conversation between Sharkfist and Mr. Superamazingwonderfulman is interrupted by a civic crisis!
Anyway, I think we were talking about *me*...
Mr. Superamazingwonderfulman! The city needs your help!
Bombs! I'll save the city! Again! Wait, is my pose heroic enough?
Yes, very heroic.
What you really need to be a superhero is a heroic pose.
I was thinking maybe we really needed, um, help.

by HeuristicsInc
3-17-08
Sharkfist meets another superhero.
Hey! You look like a superhero!
Yes, citizen! I can fly, see through anything with X-ray vision, shoot laser beams from my eyes... I have super strength and one time I made time go backwards.
Wow, all that? Amazing! Well, I'm a superhero too! I have super-shark skin!
Is that it? Ha ha, I forgot to mention that my skin is almost invulnerable, too!
Showoff.
I heard that! And yeah, I am.

by HeuristicsInc
2-21-08
Hey, I've got a math joke for you.
Okay.
Why did the math professor love the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus?
Hmm... not sure.
Because it was an integral part of his curriculum! Ha ha!
Sheesh, that joke is so derivative.

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