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Suffering, such as I am, from ADD, biPolar disOrder, dYslexia, obesity, loss of hearing, and boorishness, i find that creating these comix helps quiet the voices in my head.

If elected President, Mrs. Clinton, what qualities will you be looking for in your interns.
Like my husband, I will prefer female interns.
My reserve unit has been called back to Iraq for a fourth tour.
Look on the bright side. It pays the same as Walmart, and you get to shoot anyone who looks "suspicious," like ferners.
Mr. President. I don't like the World Bank. I don't get to start wars over there.
People have to understand that Jesus can't come back until after armegeddon. That's why I was elected...to bring back Jesus.

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