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| is it just me, or has this endless quest for the best of everything become self defeating | |
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| it's okay if you smoke your gouda in an adobe oven over chestnut shells soaked in black cherry brandy, but its better if you then air it out and resmoke over dried juniper twigs | |
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| It is easy to lose your bearings in DC. I am so important. I control everything. But no one talks to me anymore...like they forgot i exist. | |
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| I live in Antarctica. Its melting. | |
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| Mr. President, everyone at the uN keeps saying that Iraq is going poorly, but i think they are just jealous | |
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| Hey, Turd Blossom, I've got Saddam's gun, wanna see it? | |
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